Twins (Festa) vs Cubs (Hendricks): 8/5/24, 7:05pm

[Tlaker]

18 minutes ago, Peter said:

To many distractions/big city media. With twins closing on division title/playoffs they are going to be major distraction. Rocco needs to keep them away from our team!

Do you ever leave the farm? Ever?

so if Lena and Ole get thrown in da klink… do ya yump inda vagin an help dem out?

[USAFChief]

Just now, Mike Sixel said:

 And the pitcher is? 

Kyle Hendricks.

It's right in the first post.

[gregens]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I would imagine if that happens he's already pitched.

As I wrote that, I was hoping that no one would pick up on that.... I guess I'll need to get up earlier next time.

[Mike Sixel]

22 minutes ago, Peter said:

To many distractions/big city media. With twins closing on division title/playoffs they are going to be major distraction. Rocco needs to keep them away from our team!

What are you talking about? 

[Mike Sixel]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Kyle Hendricks.

It's right in the first post.

well played.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

88 MPH

And 1.21 Jiggawatts?

[Craig Arko]

Festa is going to be a good one.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Kyle Hendricks.

It's right in the first post.

Actually there is no Kyle...

And it is an image, so it's not like one can click on it for more info.

(I am spoiled.)

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, gregens said:

As I wrote that, I was hoping that no one would pick up on that.... I guess I'll need to get up earlier next time.

One needs to get up preeeeeeeeetty early in the afternoon to sneak one past the chief.

[gil4]

Not Twins-related, but a fun article on MLB.com:

https://www.mlb.com/news/danny-jansen-could-play-for-both-teams-in-a-game 

If I were the manager, Jansen would definitely be in the game.  
 

Quote

Unfortunately... because there were less than two strikes on Jansen, whoever the Blue Jays use as the pinch-hitter for Jansen will get statistical credit for the result of the at-bat no matter what. If there were two strikes, and the pinch-hitter struck out, that strikeout would be charged to Jansen, which would mean Danny Jansen caught a strikeout of Danny Jansen.  

So it's not quite as fun as it could have been, but I still hope he gets to do it. (It's hard to believe it has never happened before.) 

[gregens]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

And 1.21 Jiggawatts?

Marty... run ... it's the Libyans

[USAFChief]

I am having strawberry-rhubarb pie for desert.

There is no better desert.

 

[CRF]

2 minutes ago, Tlaker said:

Do you ever leave the farm? Ever?

so if Lena and Ole get thrown in da klink… do ya yump inda vagin an help dem out?

Yump inda vagin an...that was a close one! Whew.

[Peter]

3 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

What are you talking about? 

Rocco to Keep the big city national media away from the twins! Just don’t like it when twins go to the big city teams. Most if not all the teams are bigger then entire state of Minnesota 

[gregens]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

One needs to get up preeeeeeeeetty early in the afternoon to sneak one past the chief.

Yep, I've noticed that.   I should have got up 2 days before tomorrow.

[Aggies7]

That ball boy (man?) was absolutely dashing after that foul

[Vanimal46]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I am having strawberry-rhubarb pie for desert.

There is no better desert.

 

You must be transporting contraband from MN. No way you can grow rhubarb in AZ! 

[Peter]

7 minutes ago, Tlaker said:

Do you ever leave the farm? Ever?

so if Lena and Ole get thrown in da klink… do ya yump inda vagin an help dem out?

Big cities have to much crime!!! They are fun to visit but would never ever live in big city! 

[Craig Arko]

1 minute ago, Peter said:

Rocco to Keep the big city national media away from the twins! Just don’t like it when twins go to the big city teams. Most if not all the teams are bigger then entire state of Minnesota 

I’m pretty sure the population of MN > 26.

[Jocko87]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

One needs to get up preeeeeeeeetty early in the afternoon to sneak one past the chief.

This was my guess.

[Peter]

Just now, Craig Arko said:

I’m pretty sure the population of MN > 26.

Minnesota is ALWAYS the small town team in ALL pro sports against the big city teams.

[Aggies7]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I am having strawberry-rhubarb pie for desert.

There is no better desert.

 

I can think of 4,652 

[CRF]

1 minute ago, Peter said:

Big cities have to much crime!!! They are fun to visit but would never ever live in big city! 

Slow...deep...breaths, Pete.

[gregens]

3 minutes ago, Peter said:

Big cities have to much crime!!! They are fun to visit but would never ever live in big city! 

No one lives in big cities.... too many people.

[Aggies7]

Crow really thought he was gonna throw him out?

[Craig Arko]

Rambo draws first blood.

[TwinsCD]

How is Larnach not hauling ass from first with 2 out?

[Aggies7]

wtf was larnach doing? You don’t score on that?

[Aggies7]

Just now, TwinsCD said:

How is Larnach not hauling ass from first with 2 out?

He can’t be that slow can he?

[USAFChief]

Larnach should have been on second after the throw home, but still should have scored from first.

He had to have been jogging