Game Thread: Twins (Lopez) @ Mariners (Kirby), 7/20/23 @ 2:40 CT

[CRF]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I like Cole Sands chances of pitching in this game.

I hope we hang 10 runs on Sea before that happens.

[USAFChief]

Damnit! If Castro's drive gets down for a triple that would have been Joey's 4th career sac fly!

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

No K for Buxton!

Patience.

[USAFChief]

Welcome to the show, rook. Have a seat.

[CRF]

Now that's a little bit better, Pablo. 

[wsnydes]

That's much better.

(In the French) Much more closer to en fuego.

[USAFChief]

What did the snail say riding on the turtle's back?

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

What did the snail say riding on the turtle's back?

What's the rush?

[Schmoeman5]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

What did the snail say riding on the turtle's back?

What's the hold up. Or how about are we there yet

[CRF]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What did the snail say riding on the turtle's back?

Save a horse, ride a cowboy?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

What's the rush?

Good, but no.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Good, but no.

That's a terrible punchline.  Find better jokes.  That doesn't even make sense!

[Tlaker]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What did the snail say riding on the turtle's back?

You just can’t beat the express!

[CRF]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What did the snail say riding on the turtle's back?

Ooh...ooh...I know. WHEEEEE!

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

That's a terrible punchline.  Find better jokes.  That doesn't even make sense!

You're not new here.  C'mon.

[Muppet]

Is it jinxing the Mariners if I note that they have a no hitter going? 

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

You're not new here.  C'mon.

I have high expectations for @USAFChiefs bad jokes.

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, Muppet said:

Is it jinxing the Mariners if I note that they have a no hitter going? 

Good try, but Murphy's Law has an intersection with Jinxes and I believe what you just did qualifies as jinxing the good guys instead.

[Schmoeman5]

Just now, wsnydes said:

I have high expectations for @USAFChiefs bad jokes.

The bar has been set extremely high

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

I have high expectations for @USAFChiefs bad jokes.

So many words here being used in ways I'm not familiar with.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

So many words here being used in ways I'm not familiar with.

Even the computer wasn't sure what to make of that sentence.  It made several suggestions.  Most of them unfit for a Game Thread.

[ashbury]

Adorable.  Kirilloff thinks that the patch of facial hair will disguise the baby face.

[wsnydes]

Just now, ashbury said:

Adorable.  Kirilloff thinks that the patch of facial hair will disguise the baby face.

Stashbury needs to show him how its done!

[SwainZag]

First time actually watching Kirby pitch besides the AS game.   He's got great stuff. 

[Parfigliano]

See patience.

[USAFChief]

23 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

What's the hold up. Or how about are we there yet

Good, but no

[Tlaker]

This game just feels like a giveaway get away game…….

[USAFChief]

23 minutes ago, CRF said:

Ooh...ooh...I know. WHEEEEE!

Bingo!

[USAFChief]

Nice work, Edouard!

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Nice work, Edouard!

As expected.