Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/2/23 @ 6:10 CT

[Aggies7]

Manfred Ball

[notoriousgod71]

2 minutes ago, notoriousgod71 said:

I would have said Willie Eyre but I distinctly recall the entire BYTO board melting down over the Bass pitching change.

Or the infamous Andrew Vazquez walkathon.

[Parfigliano]

Stewart made that interesting to put up a zero

[mrtwinsfan]

Amazing ,  Now lets quit F--king around and win this 

[Nine of twelve]

PB4WEGO. And to think those actors got paid for making that commercial. Well, on second thought I suppose it's fair to have paid them for sacrificing their dignity.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Bonus ball!

[ashbury]

21 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I dare you!

WAKE UP, TWINS BATS!

[h2oface]

Pull Ryan but go to Stewart in the 9th. Just Wow. At least we survived the 3 walks. Time for a crooked number and go home. The pen has been pretty shakey lately. All of them. 

[USAFChief]

Just now, notoriousgod71 said:

Or the infamous Andrew Vazquez walkathon.

Harrisher at 3rd. Filet mignon production at hamburger prices.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

WAKE UP, TWINS BATS!

What?

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

WAKE UP, TWINS BATS!

Only 23 minutes too late!

[USAFChief]

Vazquez missed a hanger on 2-1

 

Edit. And then K's on ball 4. Awful AB.

 

[Aggies7]

This guy is all over the place 

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

What?

Had to be here earlier...

Lots of recycled material in today's thread.

[ashbury]

Vazquez going so bad with the bat right now!

[Aggies7]

2.5 feet above the strike zone 

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Lots of recycled material in today's thread.

As expected.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

36 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

That's a pretty good point!

Perhaps even some chicken or the egg going on!

I hope we get the chicken.

[Nine of twelve]

GOT to get him in.

[ashbury]

Come on Byron.

[wsnydes]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I hope we get the chicken.

Me too.  Makes making chicken dinner a bit more time efficient.

[Aggies7]

Effectively wild would be how you describe this guy

[h2oface]

Vazquez bunts Gallo over to third and he scores on that Gordon soft grounder........

[ashbury]

4 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

What?

Yeah, it is a bit deafening.

[Beast]

Just an embarrassing display of bailing out a pitcher that can’t throw a strike.

[ziggy]

that was pathetic.

 

[ashbury]

That loud foul from Buxton was our last best hope, I'm a-feared.

[Aggies7]

Whiffed on 2 pitches 2.5’ above the strike zone

[Parfigliano]

High FB killing them tonight

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

 

Lots of recycled material in today's thread.

Watch it, sport.