Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 9/21/22, 7:10PM CDT (5:10PM PDT)

[RpR]

It is odd to see Alfred E. Neuman walking out to the pitchers mound.

[USAFChief]

1 hour ago, Winston Smith said:

Why not both?

I bet you can't drink enough to make this look like an MLB game.

[SwainZag]

Rough start for Bailey. I was hoping for him to build off that great start against the Guardians too.

[RpR]

Zip, zip, zip three fast ball , three strikes.

[RpR]

That was a bone head move by Wallner.

[notoriousgod71]

I respect Rocco a bit more for benching Celestino for his idiocy last night. I also think it's the right move to get him right back in the lineup tonight.

[Dave The Dastardly]

I'm tempted to hang around for the rest of the game but I have something unimportant to do.

[Parfigliano]

Wallner!

[AussieG]

Palacios just looks lost and overmatched so far. Hope he can get himself sorted and comfortable soon, he has pretty good minor league numbers

[AussieG]

2 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Wallner!

Nice swing

[Winston Smith]

22 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I bet you can't drink enough to make this look like an MLB game.

At my age that would kill me but after this season that might not be a bad thing.

[CRF]

Morneau REALLY needs to learn how to talk less. He just goes on and on and on and on. It's super annoying at times.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Winston Smith said:

At my age that would kill me but after this season that might not be a bad thing.

Looks like I win my bet!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

4 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

At my age that would kill me but after this season that might not be a bad thing.

No dying until after we win the world series.

[AussieG]

3 minutes ago, CRF said:

Morneau REALLY needs to learn how to talk less. He just goes on and on and on and on. It's super annoying at times.

I remember somebody on here labelled it  monotone drivel. I agree 100%

[USAFChief]

Some of you know I retired some years ago. I decided to get a part time job just for fun. I found employment helping a one armed typist do capital letters, but I had to quit. I don't like shift work.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

35 minutes ago, AussieG said:

What does that mean? 

I posted it following the lead off home run.

More just trying it on for size than expecting to be understood, i guess.

[Parfigliano]

6 minutes ago, CRF said:

Morneau REALLY needs to learn how to talk less. He just goes on and on and on and on. It's super annoying at times.

We want Bert...

[AussieG]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I posted it following the lead off home run.

More just trying it on for size than expecting to be understood, i guess.

Ah ok nice. 

[AussieG]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Some of you know I retired some years ago. I decided to get a part time job just for fun. I found employment helping a one armed typist do capital letters, but I had to quit. I don't like shift work.

 

[USAFChief]

I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I needed to add some resistance training to my workouts.

So now I refuse to go to the gym.

[USAFChief]

If life gives you melons...You're prolly dyslexic. 

[mrtwinsfan]

Judge 2-4 2 doubles   up to 318

[RpR]

Now Miranda makes a bone head move.

[RpR]

Twins fielding, an exercise in futility.

[CRF]

Another basic fundamental baseball mistake by Celestino. Over throws the cut off man by 10 ft. 

[mrtwinsfan]

Oh Gilbert,  not a good throw,   AGAIN

[tony&rodney]

2 minutes ago, CRF said:

Another basic fundamental baseball mistake by Celestino. Over throws the cut off man by 10 ft. 

Analytics say it doesn't matter.

[USAFChief]

6 minutes ago, RpR said:

Now Miranda makes a bone head move.

By not being taller?

[Parfigliano]

Team still unable to get a guy from 2b to 3b with 0 out.  K or popout.