GAME THREAD: 8/4/22, Twins vs Blue Jays, 6:40PM CT

[Squirrel]

****

[Mill1634]

Never been more unhappy with an RBI

[Aggies7]

WHY CANT MINNESOTA HAVE NICE THINGS

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

HBP scores a run. Man, that ain't good.

Officially my least favorite way to score a run.

[Squirrel]

28 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Now that doesn't even make sense!

yes

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Officially my least favorite way to score a run.

Take 'em anyway you can get 'em, I always say!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

WHY CANT MINNESOTA HAVE NICE THINGS

I give up. Why?

 

Don't tell me... i owe chief another Benjamen....

[mnfireman]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Take 'em anyway you can get 'em, I always say!

Unless it takes the Rookie of the Month out of the game...

[USAFChief]

Dang. Could've used a 2 out hit there.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Take 'em anyway you can get 'em, I always say!

Perhaps.

But seeing Miranda calapse at the plate and support staff come out to check his hand.. Stress i don't need. 

 

[IndyTwinsFan]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Dang. Could've used a 2 out hit there.

True, but not too surprising that we didn't get one.

[Mill1634]

Wonder if the Blue Jays will push Manoah. He took a liner in his last start and clearly lost his command after getting hit by Correa in this one.

[wsnydes]

5 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

yes

 

[solomon1930]

6 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Officially my least favorite way to score a run.

sounded bad

[USAFChief]

Allright, there's your 1 run, Sonny and *, make it stand.

 

* 3, 4, or 5 relievers TBD

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

 

yes

[wsnydes]

5 minutes ago, mnfireman said:

Unless it takes the Rookie of the Month out of the game...

 

4 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Perhaps.

But seeing Miranda calapse at the plate and support staff come out to check his hand.. Stress i don't need. 

 

We don't bother ourselves with details here!

[Nine of twelve]

16 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Gladden on the mike: I knew Correa hit a line drive off the pitcher, knew the ball deflected toward third base...but didn't know if Correa was safe or out until there was a force play at 2nd.

 

Nice announcing, dazzle man.

Like but don't like.

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

yes

 

[Nine of twelve]

1 hour ago, USAFChief said:

 

"My turn," I said. "What animal walks on 2 legs, crawls on 4, and sleeps on 6?"

 

OK, reminds me of this one:

What has 30 arms, 30 legs, and 30 teeth?

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

OK, reminds me of this one:

What has 30 arms, 30 legs, and 30 teeth?

I'm already down $90, so I fold.

[mrtwinsfan]

3rd time  up is now in play -- Rocco ????

[USAFChief]

Really hate that 2 strike pitch to Biggio.

[Aggies7]

I think the 5th inning has turned into a mental barrier for our pitchers

[Aggies7]

Springer trying to hit every pitch to bemidji

[USAFChief]

5 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

OK, reminds me of this one:

What has 30 arms, 30 legs, and 30 teeth?

The front row of fans at a GB Packer game. 

[Aggies7]

This is very ticklish 

[Mill1634]

Can't believe Rocco doesn't have someone up to face Vladdy. Gray has zero clue where the zone is

[Nine of twelve]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

The front row of fans at a GB Packer game. 

BINGO!

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

The front row of fans at a GB Packer game. 

No, too many teeth.

 

And no mention of number of beers.