Game Thread: Guardians @ Twins 7:10 5/13/21

[snotboogie]

[Mill1634]

BUCK BOMB!!!

That's the start we needed!

[USAFChief]

Doin' the gritty in the dugout..

 

[LewFordLives]

Why is Buxton batting leadoff? He should be batting 3rd.

[snotboogie]

11 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

(oh, greetings from Middle Spunk Lake, by the way....)

 

I shall be passing by MSL tomorrow. Passing by. That is all.

[RickOShea]

Just now, LewFordLives said:

Why is Buxton batting leadoff? He should be batting 3rd.

bitch, bitch, bitch..................

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

People BUY those??!?

I hear that they by them by the pair even.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Buxton!

 

[Schmoeman5]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What's up with Bundy, I wonder?

Ted?

[Mill1634]

Justin trying to talk up every player ever, whether they are on our team or not, is annoying. Civale has not been good at all this year. He is not improving. His single game ERA hasn't been below 5 this year, and he's failed to go over 4 innings in all but one start. Sometimes it's okay to tell it how it is, Justin. 

[CRF]

The "Guardians" are on the Hope Memorial Bridge near the ballpark. This is what they named the team after. Here's a pic.

[Danchat]

Wow, let's go!!!! HIP HIP!!!

[Mill1634]

HIP HIP!!!!

[snotboogie]

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Ted?

Nope, I go by "Chief."

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Ted?

Al.  Duh.

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Ted?

no, Al, silly!

[wsnydes]

This is a better way to start a game than getting bludgeoned.

[snotboogie]

2 minutes ago, CRF said:

The "Guardians" are on the Hope Memorial Bridge near the ballpark. This is what they named the team after. Here's a pic.

Wow. Their ballpark is in Middle Earth?

[Danchat]

Just now, snotboogie said:

Wow. Their ballpark is in Middle Earth?

Reminds me of the two statues in front of Minas Morgul...

[USAFChief]

Me likey!

[Mill1634]

So tomorrow's starter is not someone currently on the MLB roster. The Saints don't have a probable listed. The AA starter is Vallimont, who's on the 40 man, but has a higher ERA than Cleveland's starter tonight. Sands got placed on the IL. Balazovic started tonight. I'm going to guess Smeltzer, but he hasn't pitched since the 3rd according to fangraphs. 

[wsnydes]

Ironically, Arraez isn't he one not onboard the hit train this far.  Wouldn't have guessed that!

[RickOShea]

Dick baby, Just watch the umpire. He'll tell you if the batted ball is fair or foul.

[KirbyDome89]

Cleveland broadcast already starting to blame Covid and the suspended game for their start. 

[USAFChief]

Kepler needs to run the bases better than that.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

6 minutes ago, CRF said:

The "Guardians" are on the Hope Memorial Bridge near the ballpark. This is what they named the team after. Here's a pic.

i was WAAY wrong!

[glunn]

Twins need to pour it on tonight.  No mercy.

[Mill1634]

Kyle Garlick homered in his rehab start. I would guess we see him by the end of this series or the start of the next series, and AK is sent down to AAA.

[RickOShea]

Now, do we let this schmuck off the hook> Or, can we keep putting a run up on the board, here and there?