Game Thread "Fezzig Logic" Twins vs. Cubs 7:10 cdt 9/1/2021 ad

[h2oface]

Time for the bats to WAKE UP! Support your rookie pitcher!

16 runs in last 6 games?

Not even 3 runs per game average. Amazing they won any of those games....

[MMMordabito]

Good adjustment, Joe.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

9 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Sample, unless you were in a car wreck, feel free to go back.  You haven't missed anything.

No car wreck, glad to say. But remains of Ida make for some wet roads.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Rooker breaks up the no hit bid.

[h2oface]

9 minutes ago, MMMordabito said:

Good adjustment, Joe.

So far, I blame it on the fluff piece with Ryan's mom in the 3rd. 

[Squirrel]

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Another chance to score rubs.

[wsnydes]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Another chance to score rubs.

Belly rubs?  I love belly rubs!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Belly rubs?  I love belly rubs!

Keyboard rubs.

 

Some phat thumb typos.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Keyboard rubs.

 

Some phat thumb typos.

But of course it would now be poor form to correct it.

[MMMordabito]

All the damage came in a bunch. That's a good start from the rookie.

[shortround81]

Ian Gibault: Your jeans were overpriced.

(Yes, I know it's a different spelling)

[RpR]

One hit and a bunch of walks early 2021 Twins are back.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

26 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

No car wreck, glad to say. But remains of Ida make for some wet roads.

And when else will i get another chance to reference Ida...

I best make the most of it....

(this song aptly emotes what it is like to follow the Twins this summer)

 

 

(Also, picked the first link in the search, later entries might have been better...)

[shortround81]

Take your Flintstones, boys. You've been pretty anemic lately

[RpR]

Well now Ryan knows how Gant felt yesterday.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Last meeting of the day is done… what did I miss?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

7 minutes ago, Sconnie said:

Last meeting of the day is done… what did I miss?

Ryan throwing to Ryan went okay save a long 3rd inning including a 3 run dinger.

 

We ain't done much on our end.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Is tonight a Star Trek night?

[Aggies7]

What a showing the last two nights by the offense

[Richie the Rally Goat]

14 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Take your Flintstones, boys. You've been pretty anemic lately

They might need iron infusions…

[sampleSizeOfOne]

7 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Is tonight a Star Trek night?

At closer inspection, maybe it is a gold ribbon on all the uniforms, roughly the same shape and right place for TNG communicators....

[RpR]

Hmm, Arraez for Simmons, at least Simmons hit the ball not striking out on three pitches.

Good play by Astudillo but that is where Sano's extra height works for when first baseman has to stretch.

One more inning to get a home run to kill a shut out.

[RpR]

Relief pitcher pitching 4 innings; is Rocco going to protest that a not allowed any more?

[Vanimal46]

Apparently we can only beat 1st place teams. 

[Aggies7]

The shine is certainly coming off the refsnyder story

[Richie the Rally Goat]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

The shine is certainly coming off the refsnyder story

Why does Rocco keep batting him 3rd

[RpR]

Rooker with the only two hits, my, my, my.

[Aggies7]

Well, that was a waste of time.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

4 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Apparently we can only beat 1st place teams. 

So, we are like the spy in Stratego?

 

That does tend to close the standings...

 

I approve.