Game Thread Twins vs White Sox 8/10/21 7:10 Post Mortimer Common Day Timerology

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Pinch me!

ish

[h2oface]

If Colome pitched like that at the beginning of the season, we would still have Berrios and Cruz on the team. Saved one for Jax. 

ATTABOY!

He deserves it..... tonight.

[RpR]

Winnah, winnah, Sano gets a chicken dinnah.

Actually I won a free chicken dinner at the Turtle Lake casino once, darn good too.

[Danchat]

Classic, Colome waits until the season is over to turn back into his normal self. *sighs*

[shortround81]

I think I passed out from holding my breath through the top of 9th. Did Colomé get the save?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Danchat said:

Classic, Colome waits until the season is over to turn back into his normal self. *sighs*

Maybe we can get a haul for him on August trade waivers!!!1!11!!

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

I think I passed out from holding my breath through the top of 9th. Did Colomé get the save?

As expected.

[h2oface]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Maybe we can get a haul for him on August trade waivers!!!1!11!!

Not unless they change the rule again. July 30 is it.

https://www.nbcsports.com/chicago/cubs/2021-mlb-trade-deadline-dates-key-info-and-top-targets

[stringer bell]

Who picked Columé to lead the teams in saves about three months ago? Not me. And I believe it will happen. 

[RpR]

Astudillo is batting .314 since his return from the Minors.

If Sano ever swung as hard for one of his homers as Astudillo did, it would probably leave the stadium, any stadium.

[Rosterman]

9 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Maybe we can get a haul for him on August trade waivers!!!1!11!!

August trade waivers are no more. You put them out there and they are gone.

[USAFChief]

12 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Not unless they change the rule again. July 30 is it.

https://www.nbcsports.com/chicago/cubs/2021-mlb-trade-deadline-dates-key-info-and-top-targets

 

 

I thought the 29 exclamation points would have made it obvious.

[Game7-91]

[Game7-91]

13 minutes ago, RpR said:

Astudillo is batting .314 since his return from the Minors.

If Sano ever swung as hard for one of his homers as Astudillo did, it would probably leave the stadium, any stadium.

Did he really take a knee on the H

[Game7-91]

On the HR?

[RpR]

Just now, Game7-91 said:

Did he really take a knee on the H

Yep!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 hour ago, USAFChief said:

Not to worry.

 

Colome's got this.

Apparently i thought so too, as i fell asleep for the top of the 9th.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

28 minutes ago, RpR said:

Astudillo is batting .314 since his return from the Minors.

Or more exactly .31415926535897

( no not really. That would be Pi divided by 10 )

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

21 minutes ago, Game7-91 said:

Did he really take a knee on the H

No, that would be Denny Green at halftime, NFC Championship 1998 season

[Squirrel]

1 hour ago, USAFChief said:

ish

Technically, I think it's 'ick' ... but that would depend on where he wants you to pinch him

[USAFChief]

27 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Or more exactly .31415926535897

( no not really. That would be Pi divided by 10 )

One should never divide a pie into more than 8 pieces.

[Squirrel]

7 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

One should never divide a pie into more than 8 pieces.

Depends on the pie ... kidney pie ... no matter the number of slices, I'm giving you mine