Game Thread: Tigers vs Twins 7:10 CST 7/27

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I'll take "Phrases you'll NEVER see on a TD game thread for 1000, Alex."

What, never?

[ashbury]

7 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Spock, I need to know how to say the number two in Roman!

Excrementum, if I am not mistaken.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

3 minutes ago, RpR said:

Why did they pull Coulome?

 

“Questions we never expected to ask, for $400, Alex.”

[RpR]

He will be OK if he only walks in 3 runs.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Something seems familiar about bases loaded...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I'll take "Phrases you'll NEVER see on a TD game thread for 1000, Alex."

Wait how did I get ninja’d on that ??

[Danchat]

Wow, Robles is doing all he can to not get traded. Dude has been a tire fire for about the last month.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

“Questions we never expected to ask, for $400, Alex.”

A true Twins Daily Double, that.

[Aggies7]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[RpR]

Tie game, why does that not surprise me.

Now why was Coulome pulled?

 

[Aggies7]

Bleeping incredible

[Danchat]

LaTroy: "Man, I don't think Haase can catch up to a fastball."

5 seconds later

Haase hits a grand slam off a 97 MPH fastball

 

?

[LaBombo]

I guess the good news is that after all the crap outings the bullpen has had before this, nobody can say they're shocked or disappointed..

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Danchat said:

Wow, Robles is doing all he can to not get traded. Dude has been a tire fire for about the last month.

That's rather harsh. An insult to tire fires, even.

[Aggies7]

Robles has been on the verge of this just about every time he’s been in a save situation. 

[LaBombo]

Just now, Danchat said:

LaTroy: "Man, I don't think Haase can catch up to a fastball."

5 seconds later

Haase hits a grand slam off a 97 MPH fastball

 

?

LaTroy Hawkins, stealth motivational speaker...

[ashbury]

Well, excrementum.

This team.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

New here?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, Danchat said:

LaTroy: "Man, I don't think Haase can catch up to a fastball."

5 seconds later

Haase hits a grand slam off a 97 MPH fastball

 

?

Zathros is used to being beast of burden to other people's cause. Sad life. Probably sad death. At least there is symmetry.

[USAFChief]

Should've went with Gretel instead.

[Aggies7]

What’s wrong with Robles? Whiplash?

[RpR]

Last time a Grand Slam put the Twins in a world of hurt Rogers was pitching.

Happ usually gives one or two good inning, why don't they use him as an emergency closer?

Hell Shoemaker would be better than Robles.

 

[LaBombo]

Bullpen coach Pete Maki gives the boys a little pep talk before they beam down to defend the lead...

 

[RickOShea]

I wonder if Jim Pohlad watches any of the games?

 

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Robles has been on the verge of this just about every time he’s been in a save situation. 

Yeah, he fits right in.

[LaBombo]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

What’s wrong with Robles? Whiplash?

Same as the rest of the pen...   A.S.S.

Acute Shame Syndrome.

[ashbury]

8 minutes ago, LaBombo said:

I guess the good news is that after all the crap outing the bullpen has had before this, nobody can say they're shocked or disappointed..

[Danchat]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

What’s wrong with Robles? Whiplash?

I think what's wrong is that we all forgot that he had a 10.80 ERA last year. Now he's regressing back to that point.

[RpR]

Maybe its the curse of Robbie Grossman and Schoop.

[AceWrigley]

Your 2021 Minnesota Twins.