Game Thread: Tigers vs Twins 7:10 CST 7/27

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

 Been shopping for a new set myself.

Couldn't decide which one worked best for the room?

[wsnydes]

6 minutes ago, downunder twins fan said:

Can you get me one of those new mirrorless cameras while you are at it, that ought to put us over the top?

Sure, bit it'll probably have to wait until next month.  I've already taken Mrs. Wsnydes out for a nice, fancy dinner and picked up a nice bottle of Scotch for this month.

Wouldn't want @USAFChiefto find out!

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Couldn't decide which one worked best for the room?

Uh...don't have a credit card. 

 

DUH.

[USAFChief]

Tragic news here at the Chief household. Mrs Chief accidently drank a bottle of invisible ink.

 

She's at the hospital right now, waiting to be seen.

[RpR]

Rim Shot.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

14 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Uh...don't have a credit card. 

 

DUH.

Don't need money.

Don't need fame.

Don't need no credit card

to ride this train...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Gamedayin' it, but i see Duffy got two outs on two pitches?

 

That's nice work if you can get it.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

3 minutes ago, RpR said:

Rim Shot.

 

Is that where a homer bounces up off the top of the wall?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Don't need money.

Don't need fame.

Don't need no credit card

to ride this train...

I love that song. Always like Michael Lewis and the News.

Fun fact: in addition to his pop music career, he's also an author. He wrote "Moneyball" you know.

[RpR]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Is that where a homer bounces up off the top of the wall?

LOL, no it is what a drummer does after a bad joke.

[USAFChief]

Hip Hip Jorge!

[Danchat]

I wonder if Columbe is getting some shots in closer games because Thielbar might be getting moved this week. He'll get bumped up to #2 lefty in the pen if that happens... and #1 while Rogers is hurt.

[LaBombo]

Bremer cheerfully notes that the Twins bullpen needs to get just five more outs...

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

16 minutes ago, RpR said:

LOL, no it is what a drummer does after a bad joke.

So...

 

Would a drummer joke be worthy of a rim shot?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

22 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I love that song. Always like Michael Lewis and the News.

Fun fact: in addition to his pop music career, he's also an author. He wrote "Moneyball" you know.

I always think of Back to the Future when i hear that.

 

And then i get sad because i never got a hover board, let alone a flying car.

[LaBombo]

4 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

So...

 

Would a drummer joke be worthy of a rim shot?

[USAFChief]

9 minutes ago, LaBombo said:

Bremer cheerfully notes that the Twins bullpen needs to get just five more outs...

 

I guarantee they'll get five more outs.

 

 

[USAFChief]

Bremergasm

[ashbury]

9 minutes ago, LaBombo said:

One a them optimal delusions?

[ashbury]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Bremergasm

Yep, I tuned in just in time for that. Fool me one million times, Dick, shame on me.

[RpR]

Good for Robbie for and Cabrera. 

 

[USAFChief]

Spock, I need to know how to say the number two in Roman!

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, RpR said:

Good for Robbie for and Cabrera. 

 

Hopefully you're not rooting for Candelario too.

[USAFChief]

I I captain!

[RpR]

Why did they pull Coulome?

 

[USAFChief]

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Spock, I need to know how to say the number two in Roman!

 

To ask a question, the answer to which you very well know, is not logical, sir. Are you all right?

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, RpR said:

Why did they pull Coulome?

 

To get to the other side?

[USAFChief]

Just now, RpR said:

Why did they pull Coulome?

 

I'll take "Phrases you'll NEVER see on a TD game thread for 1000, Alex."

[Aggies7]

Guy never has a clean inning when it counts. Exhausting.