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GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals, 6/3/2021, 7:10 PM CDT

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RickOShea FCL Twins

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Just now, ashbury said:

Longish rally by the Twins pushes across a run.

Quick negation of that by a Happ gopherball.

I wonder if wes Johnson ever tells a pitcher to walk the first guy, so he doesn't give the run immediately back.

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SanoMustGo Draft Eligible

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5 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Happ is incapable of enjoying any success.

we'll get a 12 pack and a bag of chips if we trade that mutt

Ohh, and his next start is against the Yankees...LOL

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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19 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Which is more disappointing?  The Twins play or the fact that you expended any effort to get to the other end of the couch to get the remote in order to watch it?

Luckily I found relief from the unpleasant amount of effort in the comforting embrace of Doritos.  But so far they've had little effect on my disappointment in the Twins, so I may have to increase the... dosage.

ashbury GOAT

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Just now, RickOShea said:

I wonder if wes Johnson ever tells a pitcher to walk the first guy, so he doesn't give the run immediately back.

That just means two runs on the gopherball to come.

ashbury GOAT

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Just now, LaBombo said:

Luckily I found relief from the unpleasant amount of effort in the comforting embrace of Doritos.  But so far they've had little effect on my disappointment in the Twins, so I may have to increase the dosage.

One is too many and a bagfull's not enough.

ashbury GOAT

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2 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

I wonder if wes Johnson ever tells a pitcher to walk the first guy, so he doesn't give the run immediately back.

More seriously, I wonder any any veteran pitcher with any record of success listens to Wes Johnson, ever.

Danchat Minnesota Twins

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Man, I didn't like the Happ signing, but I didn't think he'd be this bad. Could have done a lot better with that $8M burnt on him...

SanoMustGo Draft Eligible

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1 minute ago, Danchat said:

Man, I didn't like the Happ signing, but I didn't think he'd be this bad. Could have done a lot better with that $8M burnt on him...

and the 2 million for Shoemaker, the 6 million for Colome, and...

RickOShea FCL Twins

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This game is a wrap.  Twins offense is closed for the day.  And the pitching ................... well, let's not go there.

wsnydes MVP

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Just now, ashbury said:

Bringer of Rain brought his watering can to the game, for once.

Even in the desert, it rains now and again.

wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

And now Polanco does nice work on that bendy pitch. Hip hip!

JORGE!

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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9 minutes ago, ashbury said:

One is too many and a bagfull's not enough.

Bags?!?  We're hooked on the mellow finish and hint of oak that you get from casks, but it's good to know there's an alternative if our next place doesn't have a Dorito cellar...

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wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

I definitely thinks Cruz needs an enema.  He seems too tight.

There might be other ways to loosen him up, but to each their own...

wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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2 minutes ago, LaBombo said:

Bags?!?  We're hooked on the mellow finish and hint of oak that you get from casks, but it's good to know there's an alternative if our next place doesn't have a Dorito cellar...

cask-whisky.jpg?w=1000

This is more up my alley.

Though, I do love me some Doritos.

And yes, I did stop and get more Scotch.  Thanks again, Nine!

 

 

ashbury GOAT

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3 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Is he a grandpa already? Good for him!

I don't know one way or the other about descendants, but only Chief takes more naps!

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