GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals, 6/3/2021, 7:10 PM CDT

[RickOShea]

I have to laugh, with Bremer saying the hitter will tell you if a ball is fair or foul.  Morneau agreed.  So they're saying that Sano's judgment on a fly ball is reliable, versus his decision on the low and outside pitch.  Then the big galoot gets the sac fly. SMH.

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, AceWrigley said:

AYKM?

N.

[Aggies7]

You’ve gotta be ****ing me lol demoralizing 

[AceWrigley]

And now, the unraveling.

[operation mindcrime]

Happless really stinks!

[SanoMustGo]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

You’ve gotta be ****ing me lol demoralizing 

Happ's is really well groomed, isn't he?

[RickOShea]

Yank Happ's rectal receptacle out of there.  Let him see what it's like to work in St Paul.

[mikelink45]

We can relax - Happ has only thrown 61 pitches to give up his five runs.  And now we see how that catcher posture works with a running team.

[AceWrigley]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Yank Happ's rectal receptacle out of there.  Let him see what it's like to work in St Paul.

As a crossing guard.

[ashbury]

Happ is rapidly approaching Jake Cave territory with me, for least enjoyable Twin to watch.

[SanoMustGo]

2 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Yank Happ's rectal receptacle out of there.  Let him see what it's like to work in St Paul.

No, we have to let him give up a 10 spot to his former team first.

[RickOShea]

With the way most of these guys perform, I would be so embarrassed to shower with my teammates unless I was overly endowed.

[LaBombo]

7 minutes ago, AceWrigley said:

OMG, Cory and Gladden are calling this popout sacfly as the possible turning point for Sano's hitting. AYKM?

You're thinking in terms of a 90 degree turn.  These are desperate broadcast personalities, looking for signs of a 5 degree correction for wind.

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said:

No, we have to let him give up a 10 spot to his former team first.

Wait, which teams has JA Happ NOT pitched for?

[AceWrigley]

Just now, LaBombo said:

You're thinking in terms of a 90 degree turn.  These are desperate broadcast personalities, looking for signs of a 5 degree correction for wind.

Yeah? I got some wind for them.

[SanoMustGo]

Just now, LaBombo said:

You're thinking in terms of a 90 degree turn.  These are desperate broadcast personalities, looking for signs of a 5 degree correction for wind.

Well, yes, it was the first AB in a week where the BA didn't go down.

 

[SanoMustGo]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Wait, which teams has JA Happ NOT pitched for?

The Twins

[RickOShea]

Just now, SanoMustGo said:

The Twins

LOL..........best of the night!

[operation mindcrime]

6 minutes ago, AceWrigley said:

As a crossing guard.

Crossing guards everywhere should be offended!

[AceWrigley]

Duffey starting to loosen up. I should hope so, its June for Pete's sake.

[David Beimers]

Sano and Jorge Soler seem to be battling for biggest offensive disappointment. 

[mikelink45]

Here we are - look in our collective mirror - all of us watching, listening, caring enough to comment.  Amazing.  But thanks to TD for giving us a forum. 

[AceWrigley]

Have you noticed that other teams don't want us to score as many runs as them?

[SanoMustGo]

1 minute ago, AceWrigley said:

Duffey starting to loosen up. I should hope so, its June for Pete's sake.

Does he have the same problem Cruz has?

[RickOShea]

we've got possibly 10 months of krap baseball, off season and spring training to muddle through, before we have a shot of being successful.

[RickOShea]

I wonder if the Twins save some some money by having Gordon sit on Sano's lap on flights.

[AceWrigley]

C'mon Kyle, park one in the pavilion.

[SanoMustGo]

2 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

I wonder if the Twins save some some money by having Gordon sit on Sano's lap on flights.

Not based on Gordon's lawsuit

[mikelink45]

I am close to shutting down.  I will be working on a cruise boat in the San Juan Islands next week.  I am not sure how much I will check in.  My addiction to baseball can be hard to explain. 

[AceWrigley]

1 minute ago, mikelink45 said:

I am close to shutting down.  I will be working on a cruise boat in the San Juan Islands next week.  I am not sure how much I will check in.  My addiction to baseball can be hard to explain. 

There's always MLB radio. ? Th organ interludes keep me glued.