GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals, 6/3/2021, 7:10 PM CDT

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, Irishman said:

Celestine was dumbest player.  What was he trying to impress?  Wonder if he can sleep good tonight?

Are you blaming him for the cf collision?

[AceWrigley]

3 hours and 2 minutes of baseball . . . crap.

[LaBombo]

4 minutes ago, AceWrigley said:

3 hours and 2 minutes of baseball . . . crap.

The internet and overnight delivery have made us impatient, but some good things take time...

[AceWrigley]

2 minutes ago, LaBombo said:

The internet and overnight delivery have made us impatient, but some good things take time...

Well, not botching the game would be a start.

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[jun]

1 hour ago, insagt1 said:

And the rookie clown show rears its ugly head as the Royals get a gift-wrapped run on a pair of silly errors. Wow. {even the Turtle wouldn't have botched it that badly)

I think the Turtle is way smarter than that.