Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers 1:10pm cdt 4/4/2021ad

[TFRazor]

All this talk about oysters has me wondering if Chief ever got food poisoning in the 'Force. He must have been stationed at some, ahh, /interesting/ places over the course of 20 years.

As if the poisoning would want anything to do with him

[hybridbear]

Does anyone who has been listening to the games on the radio know if Chick-fil-A is doing the promo this season of a free sandwich the next day if the Twins hit a double? In previous seasons that promo has only been announced on the radio right after the first double of the game hit by the Twins, and not mentioned on TV.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Does anyone who has been listening to the games on the radio know if Chick-fil-A is doing the promo this season of a free sandwich the next day if the Twins hit a double? In previous seasons that promo has only been announced on the radio right after the first double of the game hit by the Twins, and not mentioned on TV.

They mentioned it during the opener on the radio, so I believe yes.

[USAFChief]

 

All this talk about oysters has me wondering if Chief ever got food poisoning in the 'Force. He must have been stationed at some, ahh, /interesting/ places over the course of 20 years.

I'm reminded of the old phrase, "He was a brave man who first ate an oyster."

 

I'm not a brave man.

 

edit:  I might have eaten some questionable street food in Korea/Thailand/PI over the years. Hard to remember, exactly. 

 

heh

[IndianaTwin]

 

And in a related story, Larry the launderer just resigned his position....

But is said launderer getting larger?

[twinssporto]

Arraez on base 4 times today. Impressive.

 

 

[MVP Nick Punto]

I'm reminded of the old phrase, "He was a brave man who first ate an oyster."

 

I'm not a brave man.

Never were short of options in some random corner of the globe and had to settle for something questionable?

 

Edit: Ninja'd by the Chief edit.

[IndianaTwin]

 

I'm reminded of the old phrase, "He was a brave man who first ate an oyster."

 

I'm not a brave man.

Not unlike the first person who looked at a chicken and said, “I think I’ll eat the next thing that comes out of that thing’s butt.”

[ashbury]

Does anyone who has been listening to the games on the radio know if Chick-fil-A is doing the promo this season of a free sandwich the next day if the Twins hit a double?

"Offer Not Available For Saturday Games"

 

[twinssporto]

 

All this talk about oysters has me wondering if Chief ever got food poisoning in the 'Force. He must have been stationed at some, ahh, /interesting/ places over the course of 20 years.

I doubt it was food poising. It was probably something a penicillin shot could clear up though.

 

 

[LaBombo]

 

I think someone just yelled out "Let's go Tommy Boy" to Vogelback. Love it!

 

 

"Brothers gotta hug!!!"

 

 

 

http://www.agencymabu.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tommyboy-719742-560x344.jpg

 

[MMMordabito]

I wonder if Morneau has ever hoovered any lockerroom schneef.

[IndianaTwin]

Dude in section 105 — you’re supposed to take off your shirt and flex when you pick that ball up!

[ashbury]

C'mon Garlick, mash!

[MVP Nick Punto]

I doubt it was food poising. It was probably something a penicillin shot could clear up though.

An upper respiratory infection?

[USAFChief]

 

Not unlike the first person who looked at a chicken and said, “I think I’ll eat the next thing that comes out of that thing’s butt.”

Another data point for my long held belief, timing is the key to life.

[LaBombo]

 

All this talk about oysters has me wondering if Chief ever got food poisoning in the 'Force. He must have been stationed at some, ahh, /interesting/ places over the course of 20 years.

 

And maybe even one or two places where food poisoning was like 'You know what, I forgot to do something at home, so I'm just gonna take off and leave you guys to it'.

[IndianaTwin]

Garlick looked he may have been pressing.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Another data point for my long held belief, timing is the key to life.

[ashbury]

Not unlike the first person who looked at a chicken and said, “I think I’ll eat the next thing that comes out of that thing’s butt.”

Timing is everything. And I don't care if Chief already said this.

 

[LaBombo]

 

I wonder if Morneau has ever hoovered any lockerroom schneef?

Another sign I'm getting old... I had to Urban Dictionary 'schneef'.

[Rigby]

 

Timing is everything. And I don't care if Chief already said this.
 

 

That's OK. He probably won't remember

[ashbury]

Morneau said "worst case scenario," I guess, but I heard "worst case Sano."

[LaBombo]

 

Not unlike the first person who looked at a chicken and said, “I think I’ll eat the next thing that comes out of that thing’s butt.”

 

 

Very true, although with the caveat that at some point during the second or third consecutive day without food, most people's culinary horizons broaden considerably.

 

[ashbury]

Another sign I'm getting old... I had to Urban Dictionary 'schneef'.

"USAFSchneef" turned up with zero hits.

 

[IndianaTwin]

Stinks Sano didn’t plate a run, but I liked his approach, even with getting jobbed on a strike call.

[USAFChief]

 

Another sign I'm getting old... I had to Urban Dictionary 'schneef'.

You young whipper snapper. I had to google urban dictionary.

[MVP Nick Punto]

"USAFSchneef" turned up with zero hits.

 

I think I saw a definition of that in the early 90s on Usenet, but I forget what it was.

[MMMordabito]

Morneau said "worst case scenario," I guess, but I heard "worst case Sano."

Would that be three consecutive swings on sliders low and away?

[LaBombo]

 

Morneau said "worst case scenario," I guess, but I heard "worst case Sano."

 

Miguel Angel Jean Worst Case Sano...

 

No wonder his christening had an intermission.