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Game Thread: Oakland A's @ Twins, 7:10 p.m.CDT

Don Walcott

By Don Walcott
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Blake All-Star

Blake

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Well, last night we discussed lemon-flavored magnesium citrate. It will certainly give you some get-up-and-go.

Hey, I thought jokes about Bartolo Colon were verboten!

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ashbury GOAT

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Carnac.jpg

 

Carnac: Paper Rib Eye.

Ed: Paper rib eye? There is such a thing?

Carnac: Impossible to know at this juncture. I only divine the contents, not critique them.

Ed: What is a juncture, anyway?

Carnac: Wait, don't go off on a tangent. This isn't a game thread.

Ed: Sorry, Your Magnificence. I got carried away.

Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand camels carry away your daughter.

Ed: That wouldn't be good. Shall we open the envelope?
Carnac: "We"? You got a mouse in your pocket?
Ed: All right then. Would you please be so kind?

Carnac: So kind of what?

Ed: Kind enough to answer what Paper Rib Eye means?

Carnac: (*tears envelope, blows into it*) What is the new small-plates restaurant's pricing policy for its steaks?

Riverbrian Cooperstown

Riverbrian

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I want to bring this back to tacos.

Soft shell? Hard shell? Deep fried?

 

I don't know if it's possible. You'll probably need GPS or a good atlas. 

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