Game Thread: Twins vs Red Sox, 6/18/19, 7:10 PM

[nicksaviking]

First post of my life! Im calling a walk-off dong by Mitch

If he does, it better not be your last post.

[Squirrel]

How the hell did we get out of that inning ... and I think I'm going to eat this whole pint of ice cream after the doctor told me to watch my cholesterol ... 'But doctor ... it's baseball season!'

[LaBombo]

And with that fifth one Polanco has earned his Popup merit badge tonight...

[IndianaTwin]

First post of my life! Im calling a walk-off dong by Mitch

C’mon, Mitch. Do you see the faith people have in you?

 

(And welcome, JNess21.)

[a-wan]

How the hell did we get out of that inning ... and I think I'm going to eat this whole pint of ice cream after the doctor told me to watch my cholesterol ... 'But doctor ... it's baseball season!'

Just chase it down with a little statin. Dairy fat isn’t THAT bad for you...

[USAFChief]

We used to be good.

[Squirrel]

Well, **** ... glad I don't have to be to work until noon tomorrow.

[nicksaviking]

How the hell did we get out of that inning ... and I think I'm going to eat this whole pint of ice cream after the doctor told me to watch my cholesterol ... 'But doctor ... it's baseball season!'

You put cholesterol in your ice cream? I like mine with chocolate and caramel.

[USAFChief]

Littell I guess.

[a-wan]

Littell I guess.

The new and improved AAA reliever version too.

[nicksaviking]

My wife is going to come find me and give me a dirty look for still being up real soon.

[Blake]

 

How the hell did we get out of that inning ... and I think I'm going to eat this whole pint of ice cream after the doctor told me to watch my cholesterol ... 'But doctor ... it's baseball season!'

If he's a baseball fan, he'll understand.

[USAFChief]

 

This Bentiwando guy is no good he was drafted AFTER Jay.

I'm nominating myself for post of the night.

 

That right there is funny, I don't care who you are.

[LaBombo]

 

First post of my life! Im calling a walk-off dong by Mitch

 

Your crystal ball skills are gonna fit in perfectly here!

[Squirrel]

 

You put cholesterol in your ice cream? I like mine with chocolate and caramel.

I was at the store tonight ... B&J's was on sale ... sigh ... there's lots of stuff in there plus cholesterol

[IndianaTwin]

First post of my life! Im calling a walk-off dong by Mitch

Don’t worry, JNess21. It still counts if it happens in the 17th.

[nicksaviking]

Gravers got a hole in his glove.

[Squirrel]

 

If he's a baseball fan, he'll understand.

Um, he?

[IndianaTwin]

Um, he?

Mine’s a she.

[a-wan]

Um, he?

Zhe? They?

 

And how is Chief still awake at this hour?

[Blake]

 

Um, he?

Ummmm, that was the non-gender specific version of "he?"

[USAFChief]

 

Gravers got a hole in his glove.

Honest to god, every game he catches I count the number of pitches that hit his glove, but end up on the ground. It's amazing. Hands of stone.

 

Overall, though, he's improved his defense by quite a bit.

[LaBombo]

 

My wife is going to come find me and give me a dirty look for still being up real soon.

 

Yours has reasons for that look?

[Squirrel]

 

Mine’s a she.

So's mine.

[Jham]

Danny Gladden called for the front office to call up Jhoan Duran from A plus fort meyer's tonight after he k'd 11 and hit 100 on the gun.

[USAFChief]

For a while there I thought Jack had nodded off.

 

Not that I minded.

[Blake]

 

For a while there I thought Jack had nodded off.

 

Not that I minded.

sure it wasn't you?

[Squirrel]

 

And how is Chief still awake at this hour?

And that is the best question of the night.

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

"Beaten foul." Dick, I resemble that statement.

[USAFChief]

FFS.