Game Thread: Twins vs Red Sox, 6/18/19, 7:10 PM

[USAFChief]

 

I feel like Blaine parker is all the FRE with none of the entertainment value.

For the first week or so, watching him settle into his pre pitch position was sort of interesting.

[Squirrel]

 

I found it helps to stay young by moving on to my toenails.

Ish, I think.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Good bullpen tonight.

 

That sound you hear... is Falvey nixing the Bumgarner-Will Smith trade

[operation mindcrime]

Achhhh... Parker....

 

He just jogged my memory. I was catching one time, decades gone by, and probably being a little too gymnastic in my stance on the low ones- he said, "Catcher, you're jumping around like a fart in a box. Makes it tougher to call those pitches. Calm down, son."

 

A fart in a box.

 

That's my new Parker image.

What's in the box!!!!!

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

From Dan Hayes last Thursday:

 

"The Twins opted to freshen things up, which meant switching from 'Let’s Go Crazy,' a Target Field staple. The song had been played after every home run since 2010."

 

Prince, we miss you more than ever.

[USAFChief]

BTW, Keller, those $**$((#) shoe ads are still poluting my computer.

[nicksaviking]

Anyone have any fingernails left?

Yeah, you need to borrow one?

[Squirrel]

 

Yeah, you need to borrow one?

Okay, that's even more ishy.

[USAFChief]

 

From Dan Hayes last Thursday:

"The Twins opted to freshen things up, which meant switching from 'Let’s Go Crazy,' a Target Field staple. The song had been played after every home run since 2010."

Prince, we miss you more than ever.

like, but don't like, if you know what I mean.

[a-wan]

Ish, I think.

Crossing my toes as I type for a bunt attempt.

[Aggies7]

BTW, Keller, those $**$((#) shoe ads are still poluting my computer.

Leave your fetishes out of this

[Squirrel]

 

I found it helps to stay young by moving on to my toenails.

I would also add ... you'd have to be young to be able to reach your toenails.

 

It's late or I'd have gotten that sooner.

[Squirrel]

 

Crossing my toes as I type for a bunt attempt.

Haha ... Chief likes that one.

[USAFChief]

 

Leave your fetishes out of this

Not Fetishes...Fluevogs.

[Aggies7]

For Pete’s sake

[USAFChief]

 

I would also add ... you'd have to be young to be able to reach your toenails.

 

It's late or I'd have gotten that sooner.

No, you can also be old. 

 

Just don't cut them for a couple decades.

[nicksaviking]

I would like the game to be finished now.

[Squirrel]

 

BTW, Keller, those $**$((#) shoe ads are still poluting my computer.

Just google something better, go to their site, and they will eventually go away. 

 

But I think they are pretty. I mean ... everyone ... what do you think of these shoes?

https://www.fluevog.com/

[LaBombo]

 

Please don't let Christian Vasquez beat us.

 

Which is, oddly enough, the rough translation of this menacing Aztec bas relief...

 

http://www.skulljewelrybyisis.com/images/SkullCarving.jpg

[Aggies7]

Eddie swings first pitch for sure

[Aggies7]

Eddie swings first pitch for sure

Wrong

[a-wan]

Just google something better, go to their site, and they will eventually go away. 

 

But I think they are pretty. I mean ... everyone ... what do you think of these shoes?

https://www.fluevog.com/

I was born with short Achilles so I’ve walked on my toes since I could walk. My calves would look outstanding in those shoes.

 

And Eddie hasn’t herniated a disk yet from swinging.

[Aggies7]

That’s ball 3 FFS

[LaBombo]

 

Anyone have any fingernails left?

 

I've got plenty of spares (long story) but let me know sooner next time so you'll have them for the game.

[USAFChief]

doink.

[Nine of twelve]

Get Arraez in there.

[70charger]

 

I feel like Blaine parker is all the FRE with none of the entertainment value.

 

He's the FRE.

[USAFChief]

C'mon, CJ>

[LaBombo]

 

Is Fernando rodney available for league min?

 

Couple more innings and cost will no longer be an object.

[Aggies7]

Son of a bee sting