Game thread: Twins @ Cleveland 4:10 PM PST (6:10 PM CDT) 6/04/2019

[VATwinsFan]

It must be nice to have an ERA that is so low that it won't get any lower no matter how many outs you get.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Did your mom cut the real milk with powdered milk too?

probably

[sampleSizeOfOne]

slices of bread works. Grew up on that

"Then why didn't you list that among our assets?"

 

Yeah, they work fine!

[Riverbrian]

 

Sliced or not?  And I'm talking lengthwise.  Otherwise it makes no sense.

 

Sliced.

 

I tried to leave the Dog intact but the ends were getting caught on the doorway when I walked through. 

[Puckett34]

 

Bergdog?

HotHamDogBerger

[mrtwinsfan]

Nelson, bit rusty

[IndianaTwin]

 

grew up with parents too cheap to buy buns

 

Are we related?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I think a PBJ would be a nice 2nd course.

Yeah. Peanut butter gets runny on a hot hotdog. Best to keep those courses separate.

[strumdatjaguar]

So which one of the Hanson Brothers (Slapshot) is Devin Smeltzer’s Dad? Needs to get some tape on his glasses.

[MNTSchmitt]

Evening everyone! Smeltzer gave me a little scare the first inning, but looks like his nerves have calmed down and has settled in. Nice to see the bomb squad back at early! Let's go Twins!

[Riverbrian]

 

Yeah. Peanut butter gets runny on a hot hotdog. Best to keep those courses separate.

 

Peanut Butter is going to take over the food world. 

 

You can find Peanut Butter on Burgers in some places now. Soon Peanut Butter will be on Lobster... Chicken... Everything.

 

Kind of like how Cranberry got into all the juices in the juice aisle. 

[jtkoupal]

The Twins have had some really bad luck with prospects on the farm.

 

For the first time in almost a decade, I really don't care.

 

It's been a long time since I haven't been looking forward to prospects debuting. It's a refreshing change.

[Riverbrian]

 

Evening everyone! Smeltzer gave me a little scare the first inning, but looks like his nerves have calmed down and has settled in. Nice to see the bomb squad back at early! Let's go Twins!

 

Good Evening

[diehardtwinsfan]

Yuck

[snotboogie]

 

HotHamDogBerger

 

[MNTSchmitt]

Spoke to soon.....

[snotboogie]

 

[diehardtwinsfan]

Yuck

that was a reaction to lindor

[VATwinsFan]

It must be nice to have an ERA that is so low that it won't get any lower no matter how many outs you get.

Whelp, we won't have to worry about that anymore.

[mrtwinsfan]

Smeltzer, first run , does remind me of Tommy Milone

[IndianaTwin]

 

So which one of the Hanson Brothers (Slapshot) is Devin Smeltzer’s Dad? Needs to get some tape on his glasses.

 

I was going to say that for a high school kid, Smeltzer has a pretty good beard. 

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So that was Lindor...

 

I don't think he was around last i was payin' attention to Twins/Cleveland game.

 

Glad they got him back.

 

One fewer excuse.

[Riverbrian]

 

It must be nice to have an ERA that is so low that it won't get any lower no matter how many outs you get.

 

I got to check with ASH but that might have been a Jinx. 

[PDX Twin]

Wow, I go outside for 5 minutes to light the charcoal and when I come back you guys have let Smeltzer's ERA go up by a factor of infinity!

[Mike Sixel]

Wow, I go outside for 5 minutes to light the charcoal and when I come back you guys have let Smeltzer's ERA go up by a factor of infinity!

I too am grilling in Portland tonight. Salmon. And potatoes, I think.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Peanut Butter is going to take over the food world. 

 

You can find Peanut Butter on Burgers in some places now. Soon Peanut Butter will be on Lobster... Chicken... Everything.

 

Kind of like how Cranberry got into all the juices in the juice aisle.

I was thirsty on a trip to the beach where the group i was with only had cranberry juice boxes.

 

Still a little sour about that.

[Riverbrian]

 

I think a PBJ would be a nice 2nd course. 

 

I'm usually a quick learner but I'm not doing well tonight. 

 

Smeared the Peanut Butter on the Bread and discovered there was no Jelly. 

 

I'm going to have to take over shopping I guess. 

 

Thank God I Found a Plastic Bear in the cupboard that I didn't know was there. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I got to check with ASH but that might have been a Jinx.

I don't fault him.

 

Jinxes build character.

[PDX Twin]

 

I too am grilling in Portland tonight. Salmon. And potatoes, I think.

 

Stuffed portobellos for us, with cheese, tomatoes, spinach, and various seasonings. Lovely night, no?

[Riverbrian]

 

I was thirsty on a trip to the beach where the group i was with only had cranberry juice boxes.

Still a little sour about that.

 

The Cranberry Salesmen is a very good at his job.