Game Thread: Twins vs. Milwaukee 5-19 @ 6:10 PM CT

[Mill1634]

CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

OMG!!!!!

 

I HAVE CHILLS!!!!!

 

HOW GREAT FOR HIS FAMILY. AWESOME!

[USAFChief]

Byron who?

[Aggies7]

Hey alright that’s pretty cool

[VATwinsFan]

CAVE MAN!!!

[Vanimal46]

Jakey!!!! Welcome to the big leagues!

[Aggies7]

Byron who?

Oof

[Riverbrian]

in 2 AB's

 

Cave has already out-produced Buxton production since he came off the disabled list. 

[Puckett34]

 

http://veynadesignstudios.com/images/murals/bear%20murals/New%20folder/Poker%20Bears..jpg

 

Come over here and say that, mr knowitall. What am I holding?? 

Suppose that's a honey mead they're drinking there?     Due to bears' perceived affinity for honey.

[Riverbrian]

 

Concur 100 percent. 

 

There is zero reason for Cave in CF if Buxton is available. 

 

Don't you love Baseball. 

[USAFChief]

 

No ma'am. Wasn't me. I'm very careful not to mark the cards. I clipped my claws on my right hand, even.

 

edit: *right forepaw

[USAFChief]

 

Don't you love Baseball. 

It's like I always say...go with the minor leaguers.

[Riverbrian]

 

http://veynadesignstudios.com/images/murals/bear%20murals/New%20folder/Poker%20Bears..jpg

 

Come over here and say that, mr knowitall. What am I holding?? 

 

Well I know you are not holding your beer judging by them being full. Go ahead and pick it up and take a drink. Go ahead Mr. Bear. 

[Blake]

Yep, nice to see those two Twins stalwarts, Cave and Wilson, come through again for the Twins.

[USAFChief]

Morneau: "Spin rate is basically how many revolutions it makes."

 

 

[Puckett34]

 

Yep, nice to see those two Twins stalwarts, Cave and Wilson, come through again for the Twins.

Just how Falvine drew it up in February.

[Platoon]

It's like I always say...go with the minor leaguers.

Definitely time to trade Buxton for a backup catcher to replace Garver. .

[Blake]

 

in 2 AB's

 

Cave has already out-produced Buxton production since he came off the disabled list. 

Ouch.

[USAFChief]

 

Well I know you are not holding your beer judging by them being full. Go ahead and pick it up and take a drink. Go ahead Mr. Bear. 

Wise guy eh? I see some punctures and tears in your future.

[Puckett34]

 

Ouch.

[Riverbrian]

 

Wise guy eh? I see some punctures and tears in your future.

 

Here's a tip for you Mr. Bear. You want to keep your emotions in check while playing cards. 

 

Emotions

Rips and Tears on the Cards

Can't drink a beer without spilling all over the table. 

 

This is why you struggle at it. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Yep, nice to see those two Twins stalwarts, Cave and Wilson, come through again for the Twins.

 

Yep

 

The Automatic Outs needs to see the mechanic to check their Automatic Transmission. 

[Blake]

 

Here's a tip for you Mr. Bear. You want to keep your emotions in check while playing cards. 

 

Emotions

Rips and Tears on the Cards

Can't drink a beer without spilling all over the table. 

 

This is why you struggle at it. 

"If you don't know who the mark is when you sit down at a poker game, you're the mark."

[Aggies7]

Ffs

[USAFChief]

 

Here's a tip for you Mr. Bear. You want to keep your emotions in check while playing cards. 

 

Emotions

Rips and Tears on the Cards

Can't drink a beer without spilling all over the table. 

 

This is why you struggle at it. 

lotta chips in front of me, sir. lotta chips.

[Riverbrian]

 

lotta chips in front of me, sir. lotta chips.

 

You are playing other OVERLY EMOTIONAL BEARS!!! 

[Mill1634]

Get the bullpen up Paul

[Aggies7]

How spoiled were we to have guys like johan and radke that would put up innings back in the day

[USAFChief]

 

You are playing other OVERLY EMOTIONAL BEARS!!! 

http://www.pxleyes.com/images/contests/teddybears%20picnic/fullsize/teddybears%20picnic_4accda84c3c1f_hires.jpgHow's THAT for a poker face? HMMMMM???

[Riverbrian]

He's not hitting the spots liked he wants and that ain't good. But... I still say... Romero has stuff. 

 

That 2-Seamer has giddy up and movement. I still like my chances with him. 

[Platoon]

http://veynadesignstudios.com/images/murals/bear%20murals/New%20folder/Poker%20Bears..jpg

 

Come over here and say that, mr knowitall. What am I holding??

 

The bear on the far left is bluffing. You can always tell when he is, it's the only time he puts his front paw on the chair!