Game Thread: Twins vs. Milwaukee 5-19 @ 6:10 PM CT

[Aggies7]

You know how nfl coaches have that sheet that tells them what scoring play to go for in a particular situation? Do you think the twins have a similar card for situational hitting that tells them what NOT to do? And then they do that thing?

[Mill1634]

BOBBY FUGGIN WILSON!!!!!

 

WOW. 

[Riverbrian]

Let's see Garver DO THAT!!! 

[USAFChief]

somebody call 911. my jaw is on the floor.

[Vanimal46]

BOBBY!!

[Aggies7]

Wilson is such an unlikely player to contribute in any situation

[VATwinsFan]

Wilson had it all the way.

 

Has he made it to first yet?

[Mill1634]

Would be nice if Dozier was hitting at all

[Aggies7]

Would be nice if Dozier was hitting at all

Don’t be greedy

[USAFChief]

And THAT, ladies and germs, is a major league SS arm.

[Mill1634]

Nice bounceback inning from Romero. Lets go get some more runs now.

[USAFChief]

A Snapper Mow-Em-Down inning!!!

[Vanimal46]

Encouraging... Very encouraging. Let's see Romero finish the 6th inning.

[Vanimal46]

FFS. What was that Kepler?

[Riverbrian]

Rosario hasn't figured this guy out yet. 

[Platoon]

That one has me stumped as well. 

 

Bears don't have Thumbs. They can't hold Cards.

 

While you have a point, I am not sure you want to tell the bear that.

[Vanimal46]

Right down Broadway

[Riverbrian]

Escobar hasn't figured this guy out yet. 

[Mill1634]

Horrible hitting that inning

[USAFChief]

 

Rosario hasn't figured this guy out yet. 

Well, he's no Bobby Wilson, that's for sure.

[Puckett34]

Trading Mow-Em-Down innings there.

[Riverbrian]

 

While you have a point, I am not sure you want to tell the bear that.

 

They mark the cards with their claws. Eventually you know he is holding a 5 of Clubs because of the unique tears and punctures. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Horrible hitting that inning

 

It was but I also felt that it was pretty damn good pitching. 

[Aggies7]

There goes the no hitter

[Mill1634]

Welp. Thought Romero was settling down.

[USAFChief]

 

Wheels came off THAT mow em down inning.

[Riverbrian]

The Brewers are good. 

 

The GM David Stearns is much better at building a baseball team than he was running the NBA. 

[USAFChief]

Hold 'em right there until Bobby Wilson gets up again.

[USAFChief]

 

They mark the cards with their claws. Eventually you know he is holding a 5 of Clubs because of the unique tears and punctures. 

http://veynadesignstudios.com/images/murals/bear%20murals/New%20folder/Poker%20Bears..jpg

 

Come over here and say that, mr knowitall. What am I holding?? 

[Riverbrian]

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