Game Thread: Cleveland v Twins, 4/18 @ 6:10 pm CT

[USAFChief]

 

Well, 15 is too rich for this East Coast boy's blood. Bring this one home for me, folks, I'm heading to Dreamland, where Ryan LaMarre sometimes sprinkles a double into the mix.

Dream on.

[LaBombo]

 

Morrison bigger bust than butch huskey? Can we cut him already?

 

Whoa, hold on, Morrison is going to need more than three games at first to match Huskey's desecration of all that is holy in baseball defense.

[yarnivek1972]

I presume Hildenberger was late taking the mound because he had to change his pants after crapping the mound last inning.

[Aggies7]

Morrison might be Butch Huskey bad, but at least Butch gave us something in his brief tenure.

 

Wait, is he wearing a futuristic uni? AND a #42!?

[drock2190]

Hildenberger must have been on the toilet.

 

Hopefully, he doesn't bring any stink to the mound.

[Mill1634]

Hope San Juan has a non-stop flight to Rochester NY for Hildy. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

We are saving Garver and Adrianza for the 30th-49th innings

[USAFChief]

 

.070
.081
.171

Hard to hide all that grossness in one lineup

The first one is Mauer's SLG. The second is Rosario's non-swing percentage. What's the third?

[mrmpls]

Batboy looks like Satchell Paige,   omg hildenberger again

[jud6312]

 

Whoa, hold on, Morrison is going to need more than three games at first to match Huskey's desecration of all that is holy in baseball defense.

Yeah, but when you figure their offensive output with the Twins into the equation, they're pretty equal.

[kydoty]

Morrison might be Butch Huskey bad, but at least Butch gave us something in his brief tenure.

 

Those turn ahead the clock uniforms and back when Northwest Airlines was a thing.

[Aggies7]

Man that hildy guy didn’t do a very good job did he

[ThejacKmp]

Why have Hildy face the first batter? Why? No platoon advantage.

[LaBombo]

 

Wait, is he wearing a futuristic uni? AND a #42!?

 

And judging by the picture he's also about to shut down the stadium for 72 hours of structural inspection.

[yarnivek1972]

Seriously do wonder wtf happened there with Hildenberger.

[Danchat]

Yep, that was a mistake to bring Hildy out. It's not as if anyone saw that coming... oh wait. 

[USAFChief]

This would now be an even more horrendous loss, if it comes to that.

[jud6312]

 

We are saving Garver and Adrianza for the 30th-49th innings

Garver's pitch framing can't be trusted during regulation innings.

[Aggies7]

Boy if we ever needed a generator failure, now is the time

[Aggies7]

Wow that’s about a bad of a first pitch as you could have

[jud6312]

 

Man that hildy guy didn’t do a very good job did he

At least he's consistent.

[Aggies7]

Oh ffs you know hero Lindor is going to do something big if he doesn’t bunt

[Aggies7]

Dude doesn’t wanna bunt bc he knows he’ll hit

[Ultima Ratio]

Wtf is happening? This bullpen is far from fixed.

[Danchat]

Fun fact (before Lindor crushes something): both teams are a combined 0 for 16 in RISP.

[jud6312]

 

Fun fact (before Lindor crushes something): both teams are a combined 0 for 16 in RISP.

Another fun fact: both Lindor and Berrios are from Puerto Rico, which is where this series is being played.

[snepp]

 

The first one is Mauer's SLG. The second is Rosario's non-swing percentage. What's the third?

 

My BAC after this game finally ends.

[Aggies7]

Wut.

[Riverbrian]

I figured there was no way I'd get home in time to watch baseball tonight. 

 

Boy was I wrong. 

[Mill1634]

That was dirty

 

Also, my grandma bunts better than the Indians