Article: Game Thread: Twins v Cleveland in Puerto Rico, 4/17 6:10pm CT

[Danchat]

 

According to multiple reports from the scene, it’s also raining at Hiram Bithorn stadium in San Juan, Puerto Rico. In other words, the weather continues to follow the Twins seemingly wherever they go.

 

Boy, I sure hope we don't get rained out. That'll be 5 days without any games...

[bird]

"I had a lot of rum and the friends of mine who hosted the party were horrified to find me the next morning passed out in the walk-in closet."

 

Yeah, walk-in closets are great. You can stretch out.

 

What KIND of rum?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Wouldn't a degree in meteorology help with the meteors?

 

Now i wanna see a rain dancer summon a meteor shower...

[TFRazor]

 

The two are somewhat related.

 

Don't forget the toilet paper

[BoofBonser]

Is this real life? A Twins baseball game is actually being played?

What a treat!!!

[Craig Arko]

A) The Puerto Rican anthem is beautiful.

B ) Was fun listening to Bernie Williams channel Jimi Hendrix.

Edited April 17, 2018 by Craig Arko

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

I had a lot of rum and the friends of mine who hosted the party were horrified to find me the next morning passed out in the walk-in closet.

This would qualify as approximately the 18th most embarrassing place I've passed out.

 

If you count duplicates, it'd be in the 40s.

 

Long story short, walk-in closets are a good place to pass out. Secluded, spacious, and lots of clothes to turn into impromptu pillows.

 

But avoid using the shoes.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So... Buxton might be available to pinch run... maybe? If the game goes long enough for his migraine to disipate?

 

Perhaps i am thinking wishfully though.

[jkcarew]

 

EL NINO....it's spanish for 'The Nino'

This is a funny joke, but for those bringing up the rear when it comes to linguistic buenoness...we should set the record straight...

 

EL NINO means 'storm'.

 

and LA NINA means 'bad storm'.

[Squirrel]

 

A) The Puerto Rican anthem is beautiful.
B ) Was fun listening to Bernie Williams channel Jimi Hendrix.

Heh ... listening now ... radio broadcast must be a bit behind?

[Squirrel]

Loved the way they introduced Eddie Rosario!! <3

[Craig Arko]

So happy for those four kids coming home to play.

[Huddy]

It looks so uncomfortably humid. 

[bighat]

Buxton. Migrane. Seriously?

[Huddy]

 

Buxton. Migrane. Seriously?

The change in the weather probably messed him up honestly. I know that when I go from super cold climates to warm and humid my head is killing me.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Buxton. Migrane. Seriously?

Migraines are no laughing matter to people who suffer from them regularly.

[Squirrel]

 

Buxton. Migrane. Seriously?

I used to get them in college. The only thing that helped was medication, a cold cloth over my face, and lying down in a dark, quiet room. It usually passed in several hours.

[Huddy]

Over Under 3 strikeouts for Sano tonight?

[DocBauer]

Game is not televised????

[Squirrel]

 

Over Under 3 strikeouts for Sano tonight?

I'll take the under ...

[Huddy]

 

Game is not televised????

Fox Sports 1

[DocBauer]

Thanks Huddy! Probably the only channel I didn't try.

[Twinsoholic]

I live nowhere near Minnesota or Cleveland. The game is not on MLB.Com tonight. The blackout policy is crazy. Normally I watch the Twins game on MLB, but this national blackout sucks! I don't own a tv. Oh well.

[Craig Arko]

Much better 2nd for Odorizzi.

[bighat]

Morrison isn't even trying anymore.

[Aggies7]

LoMo, unaffected by the long layoff

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It looks so uncomfortably humid. 

Hmmmmm..

 

"uncomfortably" humid ...... 40 degrees and foot of snow on the ground

 

"uncomfortably" humid .... 40 degrees and foot of snow on the ground

 

 

[drock2190]

The ball seems to die out there. Thought Sano smoked that ball.

[BoofBonser]

The sound of the ball coming off Sano's bat screamed 450 ft

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Who is this Kluber

 

 

is he good?