Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 4/12 @ 7:10pm CT

[Nine of twelve]

The Mauer debate is getting a little math-y (and maybe physic-y).  Is that allowed?

Mauer OBP .548. Acceptable.

[D. Hocking]

I did read some trivia that Mauer had about three hits since the last time the Wolves were in the play-offs, so he managed to get about 1995 hits in between play-off appearances.

[twinssporto]

Sorry I'm late!  

 

I like Berrios throwing inside.  Make those guys think twice!

[Riverbrian]

 

Mauer OBP .548. Acceptable.

 

And Sustainable. 

[Mill1634]

Rodney and Abreu should probably take balance lessons together

[3balls2strikes]

 

Dick Allen, Woodie Held, Lance Johnson and Willy Garcia?

My first time participating in a game thread and I'm greeted with a clever penis joke. This tells me I'm amongst friends. :-) 

 

[USAFChief]

Berrios.  

 

Let's hope it's sustainable.

[twinssporto]

I like double plays. 

 

I like it when our pitcher throws about 10 pitches per inning.

 

I like beer.

[USAFChief]

 

My first time participating in a game thread and I'm greeted with a clever penis joke. This tells me I'm amongst friends. :-) 

clever?

[Riverbrian]

 

My first time participating in a game thread and I'm greeted with a clever penis joke. This tells me I'm amongst friends. :-) 

 

You are

 

Normally... We only talk baseball. 

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

Big hitter, the Lama.

I dated Dolly Lama back in the 60's. She wasn't much to look at but she was pretty laid back.

[twinssporto]

 

My first time participating in a game thread and I'm greeted with a clever penis joke. This tells me I'm amongst friends. :-) 

Welcome to the outcast group of Twins Daily!

[Craig Arko]

I dated Dolly Lama back in the 60's. She wasn't much to look at but she was pretty laid back.

Probably why she was cloned.

[Blake]

I think the Sox need to hire new coaches. Over the last decade or so, that team just cannot field. 

 

They've changed players so, probably not the players.

[Craig Arko]

If only this Berrios kid wasn’t so short, he might have a future.

[Blake]

 

You are

 

Normally... We only talk baseball. 

Great follow the joke with a fib.

 

Really don't take it easy on newcomers, do you?

 

Sort of like what Berrios is doing to the Sox.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

I like double plays. 

 

I like it when our pitcher throws about 10 pitches per inning.

 

I like beer.

Not necessarily in that order?

[twinssporto]

LOMO OBP going up!  Way up!  

[twinssporto]

 

Not necessarily in that order?

Bourbon

Scotch 

Beer

Homeruns

Double plays

 

Thats more my order.  Kinda like a George Thorogood song.

Edited April 13, 2018 by twinssporto

[USAFChief]

 

Dick Allen, Woodie Held, Lance Johnson and Willy Garcia?

That's five, btw, not four.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Probably why she was cloned.

That joke is  sooooo 1998.... Joe is up to 1999 now

[Riverbrian]

 

Bourbon

Scotch 

Beer

Homeruns

Double plays

 

Thats more my order.  Kinda like a George Thorogood song.

 

Bad to the Bone?

[Nine of twelve]

Dicknbert talking about the no-hitter in Boston and a 45-minute rain delay. Should they send the starter back out in 45F weather after that long of a delay? No hitter or not, that doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

[Jerr]

Mauer batting .406, I know small sample size, but why does .406 ring a bell here????

 

[Blake]

 

Bad to the Bone?

More like Cold to the Bone.

[Borealis]

that's the thing...I could tell both of em from my living room

Did you factor in the time zone?

 

LMAO!!! Edited April 13, 2018 by Borealis

[twinssporto]

 

Dicknbert talking about the no-hitter in Boston and a 45-minute rain delay. Should they send the starter back out in 45F weather after that long of a delay? No hitter or not, that doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

Probably not.

 

http://ailmentswetreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dislocated-shoulder.jpeg

[Riverbrian]

 

Mauer batting .406, I know small sample size, but why does .406 ring a bell here????

 

Number of people attending a Miami Marlins game?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Out by a mile and a half

[Mill1634]

he gone