Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 4/12 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

Out by a mile and a half

 

Baseball is a game of miles. 

[Platoon]

I dated Dolly Lama back in the 60's. She wasn't much to look at but she was pretty laid back.

Speaking of llamas, on the way to St. Cloud with two tenor olds for a kids tourney, my ten yr son looked at a llama pen and asked, "why do those sheep have such long necks"? I told him it was the only way they could see over that tall fence netting!

[Vanimal46]

Watching Berrios do his thing is reasons #1-1,000 why I have no patience for pitchers who can't throw strikes.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

What do you think was the conversation between Mauer, the runner, and the first base coach?

 

Mauer: purty close play there, dontchaknow

 

Runner: I was safe!

 

Coach: ...

 

 

h/t RB

Edited April 13, 2018 by Hosken Bombo Disco

[Mill1634]

Took them 5 minutes to get the call wrong?

[twinssporto]

Replay is ridiculous!!!!!!!!

[Nine of twelve]

That works!

[Riverbrian]

 

What do you think was the conversation between Mauer, the runner, and the first base coach?

Mauer: purty close play there, dontchaknow

Runner: I was safe!

Coach: ...


h/t to you, RB

 

Coach: It's tough to judge with that trajectory. 

[Riverbrian]

 

What do you think was the conversation between Mauer, the runner, and the first base coach?

Mauer: purty close play there, dontchaknow

Runner: I was safe!

Coach: ...


h/t RB

 

Coach: Next time I want you to guess before the Ump makes the call. 

[Platoon]

That's five, btw, not four.

Your mind is a rare talent indeed.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

At least it was closer than the Rosario pickoff the other night

[Platoon]

Mauer batting .406, I know small sample size, but why does .406 ring a bell here????

Year A.D. of Chiefs newest joke?

[3balls2strikes]

New York replay guys sending message to Twins to stop embarrassing the umpires with all those challenges. Can only challenge a couple times per game at most and they need to have at least five innings between 'em. New "unwritten rule."

[Riverbrian]

That was anti-climatic Joe

 

[twinssporto]

http://trialsofascension.com/images/news/2000-members.jpg

 

Sorry.  I got ahead of myself.  

Edited April 13, 2018 by twinssporto

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Coach: Next time I want you to guess before the Ump makes the call.

 

lol

[Jerr]

 

http://trialsofascension.com/images/news/2000-members.jpg

 

Sorry.  I got ahead of myself.  

Boy, people will come looking for you if, he never reaches it.....seek shelter now. And you took him off of .406           

Edited April 13, 2018 by Jerr

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Coach: Next time I want you to guess before the Ump makes the call.

 

Coach: psst-hey. Run down to second. See what they say.

[USAFChief]

 

Year A.D. of Chiefs newest joke?

wow.  just wow.

 

 

 

 

 

THANK YOU!!!

[amjgt]

Bingo: “balance point”

 

... and then Dick drops a “fantasy camp”

[USAFChief]

Speaking of which...

 

Why do elephants drink?

[twinssporto]

 

Speaking of which...

 

Why do elephants drink?

Why do elephants drink?

[Mill1634]

Dominant starting pitching is fun to watch

[Nine of twelve]

Speaking of which...

 

Why do elephants drink?

To forget?

[USAFChief]

 

Why do elephants drink?

To forget, 'sporto.

 

Elephants drink to forget.

[USAFChief]

 

To forget?

And you sir, are banned.

[David HK]

Well, classes and such today, but checking in--

 

WS have a wild man on the mound today, 4BB and 80+ pitches thru 5- and yet it's only 2-0.  

 

Don't like it. It's quiet. Too quiet.

 

Come on, bats.

[twinssporto]

I really like seeing Berrios pitch inside like he's doing tonight.  Excellent.

[Riverbrian]

 

Speaking of which...

 

Why do elephants drink?

 

To forget?

 

To avoid Dehydration? 

 

Attempt at Weight Loss? 

[USAFChief]

 

Well, classes and such today, but checking in--

 

WS have a wild man on the mound today, 4BB and 80+ pitches thru 5- and yet it's only 2-0.  

 

Don't like it. It's quiet. Too quiet.

 

Come on, bats.

what time zone you in over there anyway, dave?