Article: Game Thread: Twins v Rangers, 8/3 @ 7:10pm CT

[Mike Sixel]

 

Just make sure you buy VIP passes.

 

If it rains, and it's likely, the grounds become all mud. And with the drunken crowds, it's not just mud. Wear you hip waders. Seriously.

 

heh, nice.

[Vanimal46]

At music festivals you get to see some things you really want to see! But more often than not, you're going to see things you never wish to see again... Chi talking about muddy grounds brings up a memory I wish I never saw again. 

[gocgo]

 

At music festivals you get to see some things you really want to see! But more often than not, you're going to see things you never wish to see again... Chi talking about muddy grounds brings up a memory I wish I never saw again. 

Mud wrestling?  Oh wait...that's a bonus.  Concert and mud wrestling.  Let's hear the details.

[USAFChief]

 

One of the biggest lies ever foisted off on the American public is "everyone needs to go to college."

 

Uh, no, we still need plumbers, welders, electricians, heavy equipment operators, carpenters, etc.

[USAFChief]

 

Like Corona without a lime. 

 

l'chaim!

[gocgo]

 

...and people who follow golfers around that look like her!  I might even start golfing more often if we had that.

[USAFChief]

 

...and people who follow golfers around that look like her!  I might even start golfing more often if we had that.

without using google, can you tell us who that is?

[gocgo]

 

without using google, can you tell us who that is?

It looks like a young Lisa Kudrow, but I'm not sure she was even born then.

[Squirrel]

 

At music festivals you get to see some things you really want to see! But more often than not, you're going to see things you never wish to see again... Chi talking about muddy grounds brings up a memory I wish I never saw again. 

Yup. Exactly. Seriously. No. I'll take Mike's heat in the northwest over this in ChiTown any day.

[Craig Arko]

I'll take a nice, rainy, muddy Renaissance Festival over any of those things.

 

http://www.renaissancefest.com

[USAFChief]

 

It looks like a young Lisa Kudrow, but I'm not sure she was even born then.

Incorrect.

 

It's Lacey Underall.

[gocgo]

 

Incorrect.

 

It's Lacey Underall.

That's not right....Cindy Morgan, correct?

[gocgo]

 

Incorrect.

 

It's Lacey Underall.

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[diehardtwinsfan]

 

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there's nothing lacey under...  oh, never mind.

[Squirrel]

 

there's nothing lacey under...  oh, never mind.

Yeah, never mind.

[70charger]

 

 

4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:

Maddon: Joe… congratulations! I understand that you tied Tony O for 3rd on the Twins all-time hit list.

Montana: It takes real talent to last that long.

Mauer: Aww, shucks… I don’t know that it’s anything special.

McCarthy: You are just being modest, Joe.

Mauer: I’m proud of my modesty… I tell everyone about it.
 

 

Today's Joe M conversation really resonates with me. You see, I'm genius-level smart and devastatingly handsome. However, my best quality - as I will tell anyone who listens - is my modesty.

[Jerr]

 

Define "excessive time on TD."

And does it come with a "warning" ??    ??

[Jerr]

Going on a road trip with my Son, his 8yr. old and his almost 3 yr. old Twins , all girls.

He wants to go to the Zoo and back by Sunday.

So many posters here, that have been lots of places, any advice as to where to eat etc.

Twins Daily Travel Headquarters lol lol

[Riverbrian]

 

Going on a road trip with my Son, his 8yr. old and his almost 3 yr. old Twins , all girls.

He wants to go to the Zoo and back by Sunday.

So many posters here, that have been lots of places, any advice as to where to eat etc.

Twins Daily Travel Headquarters lol lol

 

Gonna have to narrow it down a little. 

 

Let's start with

 

What Zoo? 

[jimbo92107]

Fifty years later, that same little baby came to own a massive ranch, and all the cattle feared him as an angry god.

[Squirrel]

Gonna have to narrow it down a little. 

 

Let's start with

 

What Zoo? 

Yeah, that was my question. If he said Lincoln Park Zoo, I could help him out.

[spinowner]

 

Today's Joe M conversation really resonates with me. You see, I'm genius-level smart and devastatingly handsome. However, my best quality - as I will tell anyone who listens - is my modesty.

Well I'm even more modest than you. I'm more modest than everyone.

[Jerr]

 

Gonna have to narrow it down a little. 

 

Let's start with

 

What Zoo? 

Some how I knew this would be difficult....St. Louis  Zoo.

any more than that involves math, not happening   

 

I didn't post the where.....

Edited August 4, 2017 by Jerr

[Jerr]

 

Gonna have to narrow it down a little. 

 

Let's start with

 

What Zoo? 

hahahahahahahaha I forgot to post where hahahahaha       

 

 

[wsnydes]

HIT THE F'ING CUTOFF MAN!!

 

or at least make it look like he can catch it at least.

Edited August 4, 2017 by wsnydes

[Jerr]

 

Going on a road trip with my Son, his 8yr. old and his almost 3 yr. old Twins , all girls.

He wants to go to the Zoo and back by Sunday.

So many posters here, that have been lots of places, any advice as to where to eat etc.

Twins Daily Travel Headquarters lol lol

St. Louis, the city with that Arch  

 

[70charger]

 

Well I'm even more modest than you. I'm more modest than everyone.

 

Yes. You probably are.

[wavedog]

Mejia is on pace for another short outing tonight

[Riverbrian]

 

hahahahahahahaha I forgot to post where hahahahaha       

 

The funny part was that I was being funny since I was assuming it had to be the Minnesota Zoo because you didn't mention where. 

 

Now that it turns out to be random city somewhere across the fruited plain. Your Post becomes the early leader for post of the night. 

[S.]

 

HIT THE F'ING CUTOFF MAN!!

or at least make it look like he can catch it at least.

Seriously. Even if he threw a perfect strike to home there, it still wouldn't have been a close play.