Game Thread: Twins vs. Indians 4-20-17 @ 12:10pm CST

[Blake]

 

Thanks Chief!!  Hard to tell without actually watching.   

with the way MLB.tv is working, hard to tell when actually watching, too.

[wavedog]

C'mon Fidel - drive 'em in

[Blake]

I've got a terrific stop action video of the Twins game going. 

[Oldgoat_MN]

A hit would be a good thing. Post balk.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

This game has 1-0 loss written all over it.

 

From your keyboard to God's ears.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

...

 

one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.

Five is right out, eh?

[Mike Sixel]

I assume a balk comes with no RBI?

[Blake]

Balk? That was a balk? Wow, nothing like a huge brain F*** in the middle of the pitching motion.

[70charger]

That was ...well, that was unexpected. But I'll take it, I guess.

[Blake]

No problem, the bases are loaded again. 

 

Wow.

[Oldgoat_MN]

Come on Jorge!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I assume a balk comes with no RBI?

Run Balked in? Goes to the pitcher, i guess.

 

It is a run and that is what is important.

[Jerr]

2-0 keep it going Twins!!!!

[Oldgoat_MN]

Not quite what I was hoping for, but another run is a good thing.

[70charger]

I would really like more than 2 this inning.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Five is right out, eh?

 

3 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of counting shall be 3.  Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to 3.

[70charger]

Dammit.

[USAFChief]

Man...scary situation.  I was just driving home for lunch when Mrs Chief called me.  "Be careful, dear," she told me.  "I've got the TV news on, and there's helicopter footage of some idiot driving the wrong way on the freeway."

 

"Thanks," I told her.  "But it's worse than that!  There's hundreds of em!"

[Cap'n Piranha]

Fun with numbers--assuming he pitches 200 innings this year, Santana is on pace to only give up 8 runs.

[Jerr]

 

Fun with numbers--assuming he pitches 200 innings this year, Santana is on pace to only give up 8 runs.

Is there an over/under for that in Vegas??????

[Blake]

 

Man...scary situation.  I was just driving home for lunch when Mrs Chief called me.  "Be careful, dear," she told me.  "I've got the TV news on, and there's helicopter footage of some idiot driving the wrong way on the freeway."

 

"Thanks," I told her.  "But it's worse than that!  There's hundreds of em!"

I got nothin'

[Blake]

 

Fun with numbers--assuming he pitches 200 innings this year, Santana is on pace to only give up 8 runs.

You're not inserting the D. Santana function into your equation.

[Jerr]

NOOOOOO!!!!!

[Cap'n Piranha]

A horse walked into a bar and sat down.  The bartender looked at him, and asked "you're in here a lot, do you think you might be an alcoholic?"  The horse thought about it for a second, said "I don't think I am," and promptly vanished.

 

Now this is where some people might say I should have first mentioned Descartes famous dictum "I think, therefore I am."

 

But that would be putting Descartes before the horse.

Edited April 20, 2017 by Cap'n Piranha

[USAFChief]

 

Fun with numbers--assuming he pitches 200 innings this year, Santana is on pace to only give up 8 runs.

false.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Is there an over/under for that in Vegas??????

 

No idea, but if there is, pound the over.

[Mike Sixel]

 

A horse walked into a bar and sat down.  The bartender looked at him, and asked "you're in here a lot, do you think you might be an alcoholic?"  The horse thought about it for a second, said "I don't think I am," and promptly vanished.

 

Now this is where some people might say I should have first explained Descartes famous dictum "I think, therefore I am."

 

Bu that would be putting Descartes before the horse.

 

so bad, but so much love for this one! 

[Danchat]

 

Fun with numbers--assuming he pitches 200 innings this year, Santana is on pace to only give up 8 runs.

Fun with numbers - Twins Daily members jinx the Twins games once every 6 minutes (on average).

[Oldgoat_MN]

Santana is probably done. 93 pitches already.

[bighat]

Buxton up (ducks)