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Game thread: Twins @ Tigers, 4/13/17 12:10 CDT

USAFChief

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And 10,000 Tigers fans just thought "I wish we had sold high on Sanchez."

 

And the rest of them thought "We couldn't afford Scherzer but we got Zimmerman???"

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USAFChief

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Day late and a dollar short on this joke.... 

So last night I went to a karaoke bar, and I got kicked out after singing "Danger Zone" 6 times in a row.

Why was I kicked out, you ask? They said I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..... 

winner.

big dog FCL Twins

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I think you have your Farley skits mixed up.

 

I'm not sure that's a forgivable offense.

Same guy, different skit.  Done intentionally, just channeling.  That worked a lot better than living in a van down by the river.

 

 

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5 day weekend for Easter Break... I had track practice this morning and now I get to relax allllllll weekend
Going to the game tomorrow at 7 so hopefully is doesn't rain out!

Ah. makes sense. Wasn't judging either. After all, I'm 'at work' right now, so...

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

 

So he can hide in the cherry tree.

 

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

 

Because they're really good at it.

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Same guy, different skit.  Done intentionally, just channeling.  That worked a lot better than living in a van down by the river.

You must have learned from that motivational speaker I've heard so much about.

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I've stayed healthy this year for once so don't jinx me!

If anything, you just jinxed yourself by uttering it!  It's like the "don't talk about a no-hitter" rule.

 

Make sure to stretch a little bit extra next practice.

Vanimal46 Cooperstown

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I think I pulled a hammy just reading that.

 

This would be us running on a track these days, snydes.... 

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2012/08/MNX2o.gif

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I got a haircut this morning.

I'm feeling a little light headed.

  Be careful!  You could burn your fingers!

 

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This would be us running on a track these days, snydes.... 

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2012/08/MNX2o.gif

I'm not positive that I could be that graceful.

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Wow, that was a great throw to catch Jones stealing- might have been batter's interference with the catcher, too.

This ability to catch potential base stealers is a nice change of pace.

Vanimal46 Cooperstown

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Is this normal? I just went out to my car, and a police officer left a note on my windshield informing me that my car is positioned correctly.... 

It said "Parking Fine" so it's nice to get the compliment! 

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