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Welcome to another Twins Daily Game Thread.  I need to open this Game Thread introduction with an apology.  Technically today turned out to be a double header.  I had the Game Thread introduction last night and today.  I probably should have done two Game Thread introductions today but failed at my job.  Please forgive my lack of discipline.  Rain delays and postponed games can raise holy hell with the MLB schedules this time of year.

 

Now back to business.  I had to drive to Rochester, MN today from Minneapolis and figured I would have a little quality time to come up with something funny or witty to lead this Game Thread tonight but came up with nothing.  The way things have gone this year its really hard to get excited about this team (with the exception of Dozier...HR 42 today!).  Not much to laugh about... So, in order to make our evening more fun regardless of how we play, I thought it would be humorous and exciting to gamble a little bit on the game tonight.

 

This won't be like Pete Rose gambling but there will prizes awarded tonight for winners of each category.  I will tally everything at the end of the night and send out awards based on performance.  The categories are simple and provide everyone with an equal shot at winning.

 

Here are the categories:

 

1. Pick the total number of broken bats in the game (players who break bats over their knee count too)

 

2.  How many total coaching visits to the mound for both teams?

 

3.  Total length of game (closest to it without going over wins)

 

4.  Total strikeouts in the game

 

5.  Total stolen bases for the game

 

6. Pick the click...Choose the Twins player who will have the best night at the plate

 

A few minor rules:  You can bet on all categories or just one or two.  Totally up to you.  Individuals can win in multiple categories.  All bets need to be placed no later than the 4th inning.  Ties are decided by me.  Protests go to Chief for final arbitration.  

 

Disclaimers from Moderators:  No gambling occurs on the TD Website.  TD is not a casino. TD members who do not meet the eligibility requirements to claim a prize should consider the prize void. Prizes are not redeemable for cash or other prizes. TD reserves the right to refuse to award any prize to any person without giving any reason whatsoever. Winners are responsible for all taxes associated with prizes.  No purchase necessary.  Void where prohibited, etc., etc.

 

Step right up and place your bets Twins fans!

 

Go Twins!

 

Lineups:  Still pending because of the double hitter today.  Will post as soon as they come up.

 

Weather:  68 degrees and overcast skies.  Light and variable winds 5-8mph.  Chance of rain 20%

 

 

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Disclaimers from Moderators:  No gambling occurs on the TD Website.  TD is not a casino. TD members who do not meet the eligibility requirements to claim a prize should consider the prize void. Prizes are not redeemable for cash or other prizes. TD reserves the right to refuse to award any prize to any person without giving any reason whatsoever. Winners are responsible for all taxes associated with prizes.  No purchase necessary.  Void where prohibited, etc., etc.

Top Winner tonight wins an all-inclusive 3 day trip to the hottest destination in America, Chief's House! 

Consolation prize wins a birthday party at the TD Headquarters hosted by Brock! 

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Here are the categories:

 

1. Pick the total number of broken bats in the game (players who break bats over their knee count too)

 

2.  How many total coaching visits to the mound for both teams?

 

3.  Total length of game (closest to it without going over wins)

 

4.  Total strikeouts in the game

 

5.  Total stolen bases for the game

 

6. Pick the click...Choose the Twins player who will have the best night at the plate

 

A few minor rules:  You can bet on all categories or just one or two.  Totally up to you.  Individuals can win in multiple categories.  All bets need to be placed no later than the 4th inning.  Ties are decided by me.  Protests go to Chief for final arbitration.  

 

 

1 - Yes

2 - Yes

3 - Yes

4 - Yes

5 - Yes

6 - Yes

 

What did I win?

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1. 2.

 

2. I don't think there's a lot left to talk about. How bout...8?

 

3. Another bad acid trip of a game. It will take 2 hours and 14 minutes, though it will feel like like weeks and we will seem as though we are trapped in a timeless state of being that we may never crawl out of. Or, the safer bet: 9 innings.

 

4. Does not compute.

 

5. 1. When Mollie does the old steal the bag on his way to the dugout routine.

 

6. David Ortiz.

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Welcome to another Twins Daily Game Thread.  I need to open this Game Thread introduction with an apology.  Technically today turned out to be a double header.  I had the Game Thread introduction last night and today.  I probably should have done two Game Thread introductions today but failed at my job.  Please forgive my lack of discipline.  Rain delays and postponed games can raise holy hell with the MLB schedules this time of year.

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FTFY...

Edited by HitInAPinch
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1. Pick the total number of broken bats in the game (players who break bats over their knee count too) - 1

2.  How many total coaching visits to the mound for both teams? - 13

3.  Total length of game (closest to it without going over wins) - 3:13

4.  Total strikeouts in the game - 15

5.  Total stolen bases for the game - 1

6. Pick the click...Choose the Twins player who will have the best night at the plate - Jorge Polanco

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LINEUPS:  5:45 and still no lineup from Paulie...  Pulling from the hat again.

 

TWINS (Projected) 

 

1. Brian Dozier 2B [R]

2. Jorge Polanco SS

3. Joe Mauer 1B [L]

4. Kennys Vargas DH

5. Max Kepler RF [L]

6. Kurt Suzuki C [R]

7. Eduardo Escobar 3B

8. Robbie Grossman LF

9. Byron Buxton CF [R]

 

Ervin Santana P [R]

 

 

 

 

TIGERS: Real and Posted Lineup

 

1. Jose Iglesias SS [R]

2. Tyler Collins CF [L]

3. Miguel Cabrera 1B [R]

4. Victor Martinez DH

5. J.D. Martinez RF [R]

6. Justin Upton LF [R]

7. Erick Aybar 3B

8. Jarrod Saltalamacchia C

9. Andrew Romine 2B

 

Justin Verlander P [R]

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1. 2.

2. I don't think there's a lot left to talk about. How bout...8?

3. Another bad acid trip of a game. It will take 2 hours and 14 minutes, though it will feel like like weeks and we will seem as though we are trapped in a timeless state of being that we may never crawl out of. Or, the safer bet: 9 innings.

4. Does not compute.

5. 1. When Mollie does the old steal the bag on his way to the dugout routine.

6. David Ortiz.

Locked in and recorded.  Good luck!

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1. Pick the total number of broken bats in the game (players who break bats over their knee count too) - 1

2.  How many total coaching visits to the mound for both teams? - 13

3.  Total length of game (closest to it without going over wins) - 3:13

4.  Total strikeouts in the game - 15

5.  Total stolen bases for the game - 1

6. Pick the click...Choose the Twins player who will have the best night at the plate - Jorge Polanco

Locked in and recorded Charger!  Good luck!

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In the midst of gloom and apathy. My focus is on one thing - 3 more Home Runs by Doz, and he has the single season record for a player playing the 2B position in Major League Baseball History. That is significant and worth celebrating.

 

Taking a record from Rogers Hornsby is a big feat, Davey Johnson not so much, but saying that Johnson is probably deserved for the HOF because of his overall contributions to the game.

 

You've got this thing Brian... you've got it!!!

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I think we easily have the #1 draft pick now.  Braves have 6 more wins than us right now and are leading 5-0 in today's game.

 

It's awesome to easily be the worst team in baseball. Like I said during ST,  a horribly constructed team.  Well done, TR, glad you're gone.

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Don't worry the GT continued on at a frenetic pace. The 5 of us had a wonderful time. The line at the DMV was murder, I just got back! Did we win? Btw, while Brock announced GT participants at 23k, there were really only 5. I think he was adding the 2 and the 3!

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