Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 9/1 @ 7:10pm CT

[Squirrel]

Oh crap. The game has started? With all the hijinks and folderol going on, I missed it. What did you see that you don't see often? They've already won?

We're not telling. That's just too bad for you.

[ashbury]

I'm a bit concerned that the game thread from this point forward is going to be a bit of a let down.

Here we go, Twi-i-ins, here we go!

 

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[ashbury]

A shutout after half an inning. ESan in typical shutdown mode!

[Squirrel]

Um, no. Just no.

[ashbury]

Headline in tomorrow's Strib: Santana Twirls Nifty Three Hit Shutout.

 

(Assuming he gives up no more hits this game.)

[spinowner]

 

Yes, for as far as I can stand Hawk

I know your remote has a mute button, but if the Twins can come up with a win it will be worth listening to him.

[ashbury]

Um, no. Just no.

[spinowner]

That's what happens when you throw a get-me-over fastball to a home run hitter.

[spinowner]

 

Headline in tomorrow's Strib: Santana Twirls Nifty Three Hit Shutout.

 

(Assuming he gives up no more hits this game.)

It took one pitch for this jinx to take effect.

[ashbury]

Headline in tomorrow's Strib: Santana Twirls Nifty Three Hit Shutout.

 

(Assuming he gives up no more hits this game.)

So, I was off a little...

 

[ashbury]

It took one pitch for this jinx to take effect.

I am known for my speedy results. Mea culpa.

 

I have no idea what to expect, the rest of this game. _^(Better?)

[ashbury]

Impressive pornstar mustache on Tyler Saladino.

[D. Hocking]

 

I am known for my speedy results. Mea culpa.

 

I have no idea what to expect, the rest of this game. _^(Better?)

 

If we miss the play-offs by one game, we know who to blame.

[spinowner]

Nice!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Maybe we can get back in it...

 

Not over yet.

[USAFChief]

Great AB, 'zuke.

[USAFChief]

 

I am known for my speedy results. Mea culpa.

 

 

I bet you wish you had a nickel for every time you've been forced into THAT line...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Tie game. And with half the hits.

 

That means we are efficient, no?

[spinowner]

Man, is that one of the best things we've seen in weeks!

[operation mindcrime]

Holy crap Buxton!!!

[Dozier's Glorious Hair]

Byron!

 

We are going to win a baseball game tonight!

[USAFChief]

//blink blink//

 

//dumbstruck stare//

 

BUXTONZEE!!!!!

[Squirrel]

Welcome back to the Bigs, Mr. Buxton!

[Aggies7]

Mr. Bremer with the solid voice crack on buxton's homer

[spinowner]

Hey Chi, how's Hawk doing?

[ashbury]

I bet you wish you had a nickel for every time you've been forced into THAT line...

You're welcome.

[Danchat]

What?! Buxton was in the lineup?! I didn't even know that!

[Craig Arko]

Welcome back to the Bigs, Mr. Buxton!

He was on that homer roll with the Redwings.

[Squirrel]

Hey Chi, how's Hawk doing?

I don't know. Someone suggested that my remote had a mute button so I decided to try it.

[Squirrel]

What?! Buxton was in the lineup?! I didn't even know that!

You didn't read the game thread then. For shame.