Game Thread: Twins @ Toronto Blue Jays 8-27 12:07 PM CT

[Danchat]

We were up 5-0 at one point. Yuck.

[Winston Smith]

I was just going to say how exciting it was to get the 50th win of the season. Oops!

[HitInAPinch]

http://www.donnamartini.com/images/mental/bang.jpg

[70charger]

Nope, didn't miss anything good.

[twinsnorth49]

God this pitching makes me ill...ffs.

[ashbury]

My game feed cut out.

[operation mindcrime]

My game feed cut out. From the looks of these comments, I didn't miss anything good.

You can watch this debacle on MLB Tonight!

[twinsnorth49]

Sportscentre just became must miss TV again.... arggghhh!!@

[notoriousgod71]

I can't wait to see what off-season moves this organization makes. Should be exciting.

[ashbury]

I was just going to say how exciting it was to get the 50th win of the season. Oops!

So it was YOU!

 

You know how jinxes work. Didn't we tell you a long while ago to stop thinking things?

[70charger]

 

http://www.donnamartini.com/images/mental/bang.jpg

You owe me a monitor.

[spinowner]

 

Sportscentre just became must miss TV again.... arggghhh!!@

Good use of the anti-jinx. Let's hope it works.

[USAFChief]

I want to like Pressly, but when you can't strike out Melvin Upton...

[notoriousgod71]

Nice stat.

 

Over the past 10 years the Blue Jays and Yankees are top two in winning percentage against a single opponent, both the Twins.

[LaBombo]

 

Kepler has just increased his level of experience.

His facial expression during the following at bat confirmed this.

[ashbury]

We scored 7 runs. Why do we have to face their closer?

[70charger]

 

I want to like Pressly, but when you can't strike out Melvin Upton...

Right? His name is Melvin for chrissakes. Melvin!

[operation mindcrime]

I can't wait to see what off-season moves this organization makes. Should be exciting.

John Ryan Murphy traded for a subscription to Brazzers!

[USAFChief]

 

We scored 7 runs. Why do we have to face their closer?

Prolly "gettin' his work in."

[wavedog]

Let me try the reverse jinx - Hello 80 losses!

[LaBombo]

 

You owe me a monitor.

LCD's are so much less satisfying to destroy than tube monitors were. The maelstrom of imploding glass and otherworldly percussive pop made it all worthwhile

[HitInAPinch]

 

You owe me a monitor.

http://quotesjunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sympathy-quotes-im-sorry-for-your-loss.jpg

[USAFChief]

The 8th inning debacle spared us the pain of watching Tronno walk off, at least.  

 

 

[Winston Smith]

 

So it was YOU!

 

You know how jinxes work. Didn't we tell you a long while ago to stop thinking things?

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/07/weeisorry-480x458.jpg

[LaBombo]

 

 

We scored 7 runs. Why do we have to face their closer?

 

It was in the regs they gave you when you volunteered for this chickenbleep outfit. Any other questions?

 

[Danchat]

And somehow, the Twins find a way to lose. That's 9 in a row! That number of losses sounds oddly familiar....

[ashbury]

[USAFChief]

31 games below .500.

 

ish.

[wavedog]

 

Let me try the reverse jinx - Hello 80 losses!

 

I should have known jinxes only work one-way for this team.  

[70charger]

 

http://quotesjunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sympathy-quotes-im-sorry-for-your-loss.jpg

 

This makes up for it. We're cool.