Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 8/5 @ 6:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

Just looked it up: would you believe that Molitor led Harvey's Wallbangers in sacrifices?

 

You type in a great Maxwell Smart accent. 

[LaBombo]

 

SANO!!!!!

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h1nXTNvEuf8/VhP3vTcrhEI/AAAAAAAACv8/Z635i14gU0U/s1600/yipeeee_snoopy.giftold you he could still do it!

 

Real Alec Baldwin in this looks to me like Herman Munster trying to avoid stepping in dog poo.

Edited August 6, 2016 by LaBombo

[big dog]

 

I'm currently at a bar where the game of the night is "Chicken S*** Bingo". There are live chickens here and a big playpen with a bingo board set up. If said chicken s's on your number, mark it down. It's the simple things in life! How's the game?

I was gonna ask you how Texas was, but you've just answered my question.

[Guest]

You people are easily perturbed.

Twins fans. Get to know 'em!

[ashbury]

I shouldn't be in one to begin with.

And yet, there you are.  Relax friend.  We're all pals here, and we've all made a faw paw at one time or another.

Said another way, every pitcher gets tagged with the occasional unearned run.

[dgwills]

I really hope the Rays put in Jepson. He owes us a few easy runs

[Guest]

You type in a great Maxwell Smart accent.

 

Thanks, Chief, er, Brian.

[ashbury]

Indeed. My wife has been gone three weeks and I already need new glasses :-)

TMI, TYVM.

 

Well I do wear glasses.

Ah, we're playing the Punchline Game, are we?

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Little something I learned in the military:  First rule of holes is, when you're in one, stop digging.

But if you're carrying a load of rice crispies how do you stop?!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

We got a lead.

 

And a bullpen.

 

Life is good, eh?

[Aggies7]

We are so close to leapfrogging a few teams in terms of winning percentage.

 

BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DRAFT POSITION

[USAFChief]

 

Thanks, Chief, er, Brian.

Well played sir.  

[dgwills]

We are so close to leapfrogging a few teams in terms of winning percentage.

BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DRAFT POSITION

Some of those teams a pretty pathetic. They're pretty tough to not beat

[Craig Arko]

We are so close to leapfrogging a few teams in terms of winning percentage.

BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DRAFT POSITION

Downward Dog.

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Lol but literally that's not what I was doing at all...chief said something about a poster named Ash and I made a joke that I was disappointed Ash meant ashburyjohn and not a female twins fan.

Had nothing to do with women not understanding baseball.

You people are easily perturbed.

 

Not true because... We don't understand what perturbed means. 

[USAFChief]

 

I was gonna ask you how Texas was, but you've just answered my question.

Not to repeat myself from the election thread...well, OK, exactly to repeat myself...Vanimal's not in Texas, he's in Austin.

[HitInAPinch]

 

SANO!!!!!

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h1nXTNvEuf8/VhP3vTcrhEI/AAAAAAAACv8/Z635i14gU0U/s1600/yipeeee_snoopy.giftold you he could still do it!

 

 

 

Real Alec Baldwin in this looks to me like Herman Munster trying to avoid stepping in dog poo.

[ScrapTheNickname]

I like how the Tampa Bay announcers/commentators don't complain about balls or strikes that are close or even wrong. I'm sure Hawk is watching and learning.

[USAFChief]

 

Not true because... We don't understand what perturbed means. 

Possibly true.  How would we know?

[jimmer]

giving away more outs.

[Aggies7]

Some nerd numbers..

 

On June 1...

82 twins: 12-40

16 twins: 15-37

 

On August 5:

82 twins: 38-70 (26-30)

16 twins: 43-65* (28-28)

 

BEST TURNAROUND EVER?!

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

Not true because... We don't understand what perturbed means. 

http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-rest-rest-perturbed-spirit-william-shakespeare-310337.jpg

[big dog]

That was a nice bunt by Dozier...which I do not support.

[Aggies7]

Mauer is outrageous rn

[jimmer]

that's what TB gets for not setting up the double play!

[Guest]

Not true because... We don't understand what perturbed means.

 

Isn't it the average number of turbans owned per Twins Daily reader?

[dgwills]

Mauer! So hot right now

[jimmer]

Bremer said Rays must may been paying attention to what Kepler did in Cleveland.  That's why they didn't walk Joe.

 

Um, what about what Joe did in Cleveland, Dick?!

Edited August 6, 2016 by jimmer

[ScrapTheNickname]

If the Twins hang on to win they will be 19-11 in their last 30 games, good for a winning percentage of .633. Winning is funner than losing.

[Aggies7]

Kepler's dad is so the sprockets guy