Game Thread: Twins @ Indians 8/3 6:10pm

[USAFChief]

LOL.  How do you possibly give up an 0-2 hit to Eddie Rosario??

[S.]

 

Corey Provus should be doing it

Yeah, that'd be a whole lot better as well. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

"For 20 likes, you get to hear about the bizarre liscense plate on a car that just passed me."

 

The plate said "bczar"

 

it took me a moment.

[Aggies7]

What the hell is even going on right now

[Willihammer]

Ahhhh. So conflicted to see polanco get the bunt down successfully

[HitInAPinch]

 

"For 20 likes, you get to hear about the bizarre liscense plate on a car that just passed me."

The plate said "bczar"

it took me a moment.

Minus 1 LIKE.

[dgwills]

Nice hitting! I'd love to see another vaunted Indians pitcher knocked out before the 4th inning

[jimmer]

 

Has Dick ever done a broadcast solo when Bert is out drinking and golfing? I think i'd like that a whole lot more than having Jack Morris or Roy Smalley fill in. Might be a lot of long periods of nothing but crowd/field noise, but I have no issue with that.

They need a completely new TV crew.  All of them are bad.  If I had to listen to Bremer do a game by himself just once, it'd be the last time I ever tried to do it.  I remember one time the Twins were on TV nationally (like on regular Fox on Saturday)  Bremer was on with another announcer and that guy just kept correcting Bremer like all game long.  It was awesome.

[D. Hocking]

 

"For 10 likes, you get joke about stereotyping."

That would be typing... with two hands.

 

Do you and Chief share the same joke book (or in Chief's case joke stone tablet)?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

"For 30 likes you get a parmiesan for president joke."

 

(fixed my spelling...)

 

Making cheese grate again.

[jimmer]

and, for the second game in a row(or was it Monday and now today), Smalley gives the credit for the offensive turnaround to Brian Dozier. Almost the same words, must have the same script.

 

Those two must have something going on.

 

edit: it was yesterday

[pierre75275]

So what was the purpose of having Polanco sac bunt again??

[sampleSizeOfOne]

"For 40 likes you get to hear an 80 year old joke i just made up..."

 

3rd time was the charm for the octigenarian who, on that birthday, had cake...

 

and 82.

[HitInAPinch]

 

So what was the purpose of having Polanco sac bunt again??

make room to load the bases  

[USAFChief]

 

and, for the second game in a row(or was it Monday and now today), Smalley gives the credit for the offensive turnaround to Brian Dozier. Almost the same words, must have the same script.

 

Those two must have something going on.

Or, he thinks Dozier performing at a higher level is a key to the Twins offense performing better.

 

Given Dozier has been the Twins best hitter this year if you take out Kepler's last couple days, he might have a point.

[jimmer]

Suck it Trebek! Go Twins!

[Willihammer]

Mauer power!

[Aggies7]

It just keeps happening

[HitInAPinch]

Mauer doubles!!  2 RBI's

 

[dgwills]

Mauer saved Moliters butt there. Great 0-2 hitting with 2 outs!

[jimmer]

3-3, 2 2Bs, 3 RBI.

[jimmer]

thats a catch

[S.]

Looks like a catch to me, unfortunately.

[Willihammer]

It just keeps happening

[HitInAPinch]

 

thats a catch

yes

[Don Walcott]

 

Mauer only has two hits tonight.  Of course, it's only the second inning.

Make that three. . . in three innings.  He's on his way to 9 hits tonight.

[S.]

Wow. Francona is about to get tossed.

[NoCryingInBaseball]

Guess not...

[Aggies7]

Boy would I be steamed if I were an Indian fan, player or coach

[jimmer]

The guys in NY are wrong.  The ball bounced up off the glove.