Game Thread, ATR Edition, Twins@Tigers, July 19@6:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

I'm thinking about getting back on match.com but there aren't many girls looking for "spends free time drunkenly watching sub .350 baseball in his underpants"

[wsnydes]

I'm thinking about getting back on match.com but there aren't many girls looking for "spends free time drunkenly watching sub .350 baseball in his underpants"

Who could pass up that sort of ambition?!

[spinowner]

 

As does a few of those $14/case local swills.

 

 

This is the same price it was when I was in college about a decade ago. Inflation proof!

Back in the '60's Hamms was considered a decent beer. Now according to my son who graduated college a year ago it's about $14 a 30-pack. Which made it the beer of choice of his circle of compadres.

[jimmer]

 

I'm thinking about getting back on match.com but there aren't many girls looking for "spends free time drunkenly watching sub .350 baseball in his underpants"

think their opinion changes if the team is playing .650 ball? :-)

[mikeee]

YEAH!!!!  Milone on for the 9th!!!!!!!!

[HitInAPinch]

Milone back for the 9th

[wsnydes]

YEAH!!!! Milone on for the 9th!!!!!!!!

Commence Mikeee call watch!

[nicksaviking]

Dozier leads the Twins in homers with 16. He led the team in homers from 2013-2015. Has any Twin, other than Harmon led the team in homers as many as four consecutive years?

Nope. In fact Hrbek is the only other guy to lead the Twins four times, but not consecutive.

[Aggies7]

think their opinion changes if the team is playing .650 ball? :-)

Maybe there are some ladies who like underdogs who like underdogs

[spinowner]

 

I'm thinking about getting back on match.com but there aren't many girls looking for "spends free time drunkenly watching sub .350 baseball in his underpants"

Well, there's a chance that your soulmate is doing the same thing right now.

[Aggies7]

Aaaaand that should do it

[wsnydes]

Not a stellar beginning here.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm thinking about getting back on match.com but there aren't many girls looking for "spends free time drunkenly watching sub .350 baseball in his underpants"

Try "spends free time drunkenly watching sub .350 baseball in his underpants and talking about it with like minded jackwads on internet chat board"

 

You gotta sell yourself a bit, man!

[John Kelsey]

 

I'm thinking about getting back on match.com but there aren't many girls looking for "spends free time drunkenly watching sub .350 baseball in his underpants"

 

Hey, no commitment issues. 

[Aggies7]

Well, there's a chance that your soulmate is doing the same thing right now.

There's a lid for every pot. According to my mom anyway.

[LaBombo]

 

Could tonight be Milone's final start to make room for Berrios? God I hope so.

And now he's out for the ninth. TD headline tomorrow:

 

"Angry TD Fans Seek Retribution Against Vanimal46 For Jinx After 3 hit CGSHO Leads to Milone, Antony Inking 4 yr/$48M Extension".

[HitInAPinch]

 

Commence Mikeee call watch!

AND the first 2 guys get on base.....

[wsnydes]

Hey, no commitment issues.

No kidding. Following a sub .350 team should be worth something.

[spinowner]

The coolest thing would be to end this game on a 5-4-3 triple play. We've got the batter and the infield alignment, we just need a sharp grounder to third.

[Aggies7]

This is going great.

[wsnydes]

Mikeee, you jinxed it. You got greedy.

[Aggies7]

Why is he still in???

[wsnydes]

Why is he still in???

Complete failure is still within reach.

[wsnydes]

And he's done.

[Aggies7]

Non save situation

[USAFChief]

Really outstanding outing from Milone tonight.

 

 

[LaBombo]

 

Maybe there are some ladies who like underdogs who like underdogs

 

... or underdogs who like Underoos.

 

http://cdn1us.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeekus/files/styles/article_main_wide_image/public/2016/05/spider-man-underoos_0.jpg?itok=Z7GpUzaX

 

 

 

[HitInAPinch]

 

Non save situation

Well, that's at least some good news...

[wsnydes]

Non save situation

Yet...

[John Kelsey]

 

Really outstanding outing from Milone tonight.

 

Despite the result, still glad Molitor sent him out for the ninth.