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Game Thread, ATR Edition, Twins@Tigers, July 19@6:10pm CT


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I may end up with more RBIs at seasons end than joe M

Yeah, if only that stinkin' Ryan didn't keep you down. 

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Well, it is America's Got Talent tonight for me, check back later and on commercials, I'll try to figure out how much I should have received for each class, I was dismissed from....GO TWINS!!!!

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I may end up with more RBIs at seasons end than joe M

That's an impressive feat, with how hard it is to score runs in slow pitch and everything.

 

How are the contract negotiations going?

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He had one back in April, I'm sure of it.

That was still spring training though. Does that still count?

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If they dyed the baseballs grey, these TV guys couldn't say "rub up the balls" repeatedly while snickering in the background.

 

Juvenile antics must be maintained!

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Suzuki not using the axe bat again tonight. 

 

Some intrepid TD reporter should follow up on this.  

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Suzuki with a very audible "Aww...s***!!!!"

I sometimes wish we had the technology to superimpose a Q-bert style thought bubble at times like that.

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That's an impressive feat, with how hard it is to score runs in slow pitch and everything.

 

How are the contract negotiations going?

Go ahead and scoff, but you could pay me $23,900,000 less and I'd give ya 28 less RBIs

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Go ahead and scoff, but you could pay me $23,900,000 less and I'd give ya 28 less RBIs

I'm not convinced that is the bargain you make it out to be...
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Suzuki not using the axe bat again tonight.

 

Some intrepid TD reporter should follow up on this.

http://www.comicsrecommended.com/images/gothedistance/front-line-civil-war-ben-urich.jpg

I'm guessing that you're suggesting that the same intrepid reporter shown earlier in the broadcast get right on that?

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Dick really needs to quit begging for a bunt...even when I think he's right in the case of Buxton.

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I'm not convinced that is the bargain you make it out to be...

Well, the twins pay Joe $0.00000117 per RBI....heck, I'd play for free. The free meals and hotel rooms would be enough for me.

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Never do math in public

Oops, I though it was $24 mil a year.

 

Well NOW the abysmal RBI statistic doesn't look quite so bad!

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yeah, thats what happens when you go the Public Schools....

But I didn't.

 

That should have read $0.00000122

 

Definitely looks better!

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