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Game Thread, ATR Edition, Twins@Tigers, July 19@6:10pm CT

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wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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Late to the game. So Milone has a one hitter through six?

 

Is trading him mid-inning out of the question?

But what would we do with the gaping hole left in the rotation?!?!

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Bark's Lounge

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Well, a mauer rbi. Knock me over with a feather

Be thankful you are not incarcerated in a prison full of Joe Mauer clones, it harkens me back to a scene from the movie "American History X" or Shawshank Redemption" or "American Me"... take your pick.

USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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Even Dickbert don't believe in it:  Milone comes out for the 7th with a one hit shutout going, having thrown less than 70 pitches, and what does he get?

 

A tepid "We'll see how sharp Milone is."

Aggies7 MVP

Aggies7

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At least we're ahead big. I can't imagine the sadness I would feel if I sat here all night in my underwear, drinking a beer, and eating leftover pizza only to see a loss.

wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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At least we're ahead big. I can't imagine the sadness I would feel if I sat here all night in my underwear, drinking a beer, and eating leftover pizza only to see a loss.

You're right. A win easily neutralizes the rest of that picture that I can't get out of my head.

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nicksaviking

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At least we're ahead big. I can't imagine the sadness I would feel if I sat here all night in my underwear, drinking a beer, and eating leftover pizza only to see a loss.

At this point, I feel the same amount of sadness regardless of outcome.

 

Only difference is in how much beer I drink.

USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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At least we're ahead big. I can't imagine the sadness I would feel if I sat here all night in my underwear, drinking a beer, and eating leftover pizza only to see a loss.

pro tip:  Ditch the underwear, and you can't get any stains on anything.

Aggies7 MVP

Aggies7

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pro tip: Ditch the underwear, and you can't get any stains on anything.

Except my poor lounge chair

wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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pro tip: Ditch the underwear, and you can't get any stains on anything.

And here I thought that image in my head couldn't get any worse...

Aggies7 MVP

Aggies7

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pro tip: Ditch the underwear, and you can't get any stains on anything.

I'm also quite careful not to spill a drop of this $14/case of 24 bottles local swill

USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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I'm also quite careful not to spill a drop of this $14/case of 24 bottles local swill

At least you're not stuck with the cheap stuff.

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