Game Thread: Twins@Rangers, 7/8/16, 7:05 PM CST

[spinowner]

 

"Poor Poor Pitiful Me" is my favorite. 

 

 

These young girls won't let me be

...just like a Waring blender.

[spinowner]

That's OK boys, we'll get it back. Cole Hamels got nothin'. 

[Riverbrian]

 

...just like a Waring blender.

[USAFChief]

Uh-oh..."the $4*# has hit the fan."

 

 

[HitInAPinch]

 

Gibson just not looking good tonight...

 

Sad, but true...

[LaBombo]

Interesting baserunning and belly flop, Ian.

 

 

"Where you at, Desmondo?"

[spinowner]

 

Uh-oh..."the $4*# has hit the fan."

I spell it $#!+

[LaBombo]

 

 

The Hair is perfect

I noticed that while I was drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's...

[Riverbrian]

 

Sad, but true...

[USAFChief]

 

I spell it $#!+

I spell it...wait for it..."eye tee."

[spinowner]

Great read by Nunez!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Add a Water Bowl and have Kyle Gibson... Paul Molitor and Some Minions in the water. 

[Riverbrian]

 

I spell it...wait for it..."eye tee."

 

When The I.T. Guy would stop my office and tell me he had to update something. 

 

I'd look at him... Put my finger over my lips and go Shhhhh I.T. 

 

And he go quiet and wait until I said... Ok... go ahead. 

 

He didn't get it until the 4th time I did that. 

 

And then he started laughing. 

[operation mindcrime]

Byron Buxton has a right knee contusion and he's listed as day to day.

[spinowner]

Nunez came off the bag but Beltre's glove was not in contact with him when that happened.

[Riverbrian]

 

Shi Zhu Choo II.jpg

 

LOL

 

I love BARK ART!!! 

[HitInAPinch]

Good Call Replay guy!

[Riverbrian]

 

Shi Zhu Choo II.jpg

 

How Bout? Random People poking their heads out of the fur

[spinowner]

97 pitches in the Texas heat. Hamels is starting to fade. Mistake to Sano coming up.

[Riverbrian]

SANO

[spinowner]

I'll just sit and wait for the accolades.

[HitInAPinch]

Sanoooooo.....

[Aggies7]

Wow!!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

How Bout? Random People poking their heads out of the fur

I'll try... have to take care of a few thinks.

[jimbo92107]

Sano's swing was...refreshing.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I was kind of hoping Sano would work the count and push Hamels pitch count even higher, but a three run bomb will do fine, too.

[Riverbrian]

I'm gonna watch Vargas do some damage and then I'll take a quick walk and get back for the final couple innings. 

[Riverbrian]

 

I was kind of hoping Sano would work the count and push Hamels pitch count even higher, but a three run bomb will do fine, too.

 

yeah... You can't have everything. 

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm gonna watch Vargas do some damage and then I'll take a quick walk and get back for the final couple innings. 

 

I'll take my accolades when I get back

[Aggies7]

Hamels and sale. Go figure