Game Thread: Twins@Rangers, 7/8/16, 7:05 PM CST

[ashbury]

I think you and Chief were jointly jumping to collusion.

We're day to day to day. Today at least.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Oh well.

 

Back to the road.

 

G'night all!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Mauer batting for Grossman

 

Vargas was the first baseman

 

WTF

 

If anything, you pinch run for Vargas in the 8th.

 

What positions do people play if the game goes to the bottom of the 9th!!!!!

[HitInAPinch]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/5557261/large.jpg

[Bark's Lounge]

 

How Bout? Random People poking their heads out of the fur

TA DA!!! Two of these random people have something in common.

 

[LaBombo]

 

Yeah... Minnesota always waits for me

Me too, but sometimes it has to go around the block a few times if it's double-parked.

 

Now that the whole win/loss thing is kind of off the table, a close game with an encouraging sign or two is good enough.

 

Vargas is the good sign tonight, as long as the promise he's not going to anchor the 4x100 relay any more.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

We're day to day to day. Today at least.

but aren't we all

[LaBombo]

 

Also, is that really on Vargas?  I think if his first step is back to second he might get nailed there too.  Just a crappy place for Santana to hit it.

True, but at the same time, if there's a guy who can't be too choosy about where the ball goes when he actually puts it in play...

[LaBombo]

 

TA DA!!! Two of these random people have something in common.

Shi Zhu Choo III.jpg

They're both trapped inside your head?

http://br.web.img1.acsta.net/pictures/210/332/21033222_20130829201752422.jpg

 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

They're both trapped inside your head?

 

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTUyMjI4OTE3MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzMxMTUxMQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

Hmmm... Maybe. But try again just in case.

[LaBombo]

 

Hmmm... Maybe. But try again just in case.

Bono and Goldie Hawn are both former mixed martial arts champions?

 

Trump and Carradine both have hair that touches the ethereal plane?

 

Molitor and C-3PO both rely on the bunt too often?

 

Angie Dickinson and Kyle Gibson both have names that end with 'son' and a heater that tops out around 89?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

We're day to day to day. Today at least.

I'm lifetime to lifetime, unless my next life is as a test tube human arm or the grass on a hobby farm. I will then probably have to reconsider my belief system.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Bono and Goldie Hawn are both former mixed martial arts champions?

None of them are in there. I'll give you a clue "asphyxiation".

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Seriously! The Twins had both Mauer and Vargas in the game at the same time, Grossman was removed, and Sano was DH.

 

I'm seriously interested in chewing on this possible defensive formation if the game had gone to the bottom of the ninth, if anybody else is

 

 

... I guess it's possible Escobar is healthy and would have went out to left?

[LaBombo]

 

None of them are in there. I'll give you a clue "asphyxiation".

Hmm.  Well, Kung Fu died of auto.. exotic asphyxiation or whatever. That's when you leave your Lamborghini running with the garage door closed, right?

 

Only other celebrity I know who died that way was Kenny on South Park

 

http://i.imgur.com/3aSNr.jpg

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Hmm.  Well, Kung Fu died of auto.. exotic asphyxiation or whatever. That's when you leave your Lamborghini running with the garage door closed, right?

 

Only other celebrity I know who died that way was Kenny on South Park

 

http://i.imgur.com/3aSNr.jpg

The guy you thought was Bono, was Michael Hutchence. I should have put Kenny in also. 

 

Mystery solved!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Never mind, sounds like Escobar is healthy but just didn't play. Because wins, or something.

 

False alarm, carry on, etc

[King]

Vargas has been great so far. Hopefully he keeps it up.