Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 6/13 @ 9:05pm CT

[LaBombo]

Man, that Giovaniribisi kid is almost Grossmanesque...

 

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[David HK]

 

Welcome to the Twins Mr. Ramirez,.

I'm sure yer gonna fit right in...

[LaBombo]

 

Welcome to the Twins Mr. Ramirez,.

 

Give him a few games to watch and learn The Twins Way for relief pitchers. He'll have 'em spinning round the bases in no time...

 

Edited June 14, 2016 by LaBombo

[ashbury]

Ho hum, another WINNAH!

[twinsnorth49]

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[Blake]

Let me get this straight: The Twins have now gone 7-3 against the AL West.

 

What a weird and terrible season this has been.

[David HK]

Wow.....

 

A WINNAH!!  

 

And- no trailing in the game!  

 

Well, that should take care of the month of June.  I can't wait til we have another one!!

 

 

[LaBombo]

Wow, not just a win but a blowout! And in the books before midnight! A Buxton home run! And Nolasco was the starter! Plus no casualties from malfunctioning Westworld robots!

 

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w-0-0-0-0-T!

[Squirrel]

I'll eat my chicken dinnah tomorrah.

[CampQ]

How does one get named after a New Mexican city anyhow.

John Dos Passos did it twice

[CampQ]

I don't know, one that makes really good beer?

 

Mobile home park?.............uh, no.

I don't think he knows who Bubbles is

[glunn]

 

You are responsible for the result tonight. Bring it home

DONE!  Buxton's first homer.

[Platoon]

You'll appreciate my jinx once the Twins finish one game worse than the Braves so that they can get the 1st overall pick in next year's draft.

If there are two toolsy HS OF it wont make a difference, we will still get our man.

[Platoon]

On the other hand, Achter just struck out Dozier and Park, then got Kepler to corn one to left field.

Not to be toooooo snarky, but striking out Dozier and Park is on quite a few pitchers resumes already.

[HitInAPinch]

I was in and out of watching the game, but caught all the fun parts.  And Nolasco's typical nutty.

Great Win!

[Jerr]

 

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Arthropoda

Class: Arachnida

Order: Araneae

ok, but to me its a bug     

[Circus Boy]

 

I finally looked at the video. That ball bounced straight up under Uribe. It's a wonder he didn't drop on the spot. I notice, though, his teammates were kind of smiling at what happened as Uribe was helped off the field.  Probably sat in the clubhouse straddling a bag of ice.

 

After getting laughed at, we always rubbed dirt and spit on it and went back on the field.

[ashbury]

ok, but to me its a bug     

Nah, it's a feature.

[USAFChief]

 

ok, but to me its a bug     

Correct:

 

Family:  Bugs

Genus:  Scary Bugs

Species:  SPider

[AlwaysinModeration]

True Stories Need to be Bracketed

 

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I think the proper format, especially in the Internet, is "true story."