Game Thread: Twins @ As, 6/1 - 2:35pm

[wsnydes]

This Pat Dean guy fits right into this rotation.

[Platoon]

Dick is saying Hughes was moved to the bullpen because of Pat Dean.  Holy balls.

Hughes is way to large to insult that way!

[John Kelsey]

 

Pretty ripped and sweet. 

 

 

Hard to tell with his jersey on.

 

I'm receiving conflicting reports....

[Platoon]

Dick is saying Hughes was moved to the bullpen because of Pat Dean.  Holy balls.

Hughes is way to large to insult that way!

What do you call a large, mean dog that meditates?

Pit Mull?

[jimmer]

Is it bad when the owner and announcers don't know how many winning months a team had last season?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

What do you call a horse and pig dating?

Something that happens in a George Orwell book.

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

What do you call a horse and pig dating?

Hey, stop cracking wise about my ex-wife, will ya? 

[USAFChief]

"A stable relationship."

[jimmer]

So Jim Pohlad said before that it was logical to believe the Twins would have an even better record this year than last year because it was a young team last year and they'll be even more experienced and therefore better.  Said he saw no flaw in that logic.

 

NOW Dick says Jim Pohlad pointed out that we had only one winning month last season (which isn't true, BTW).

 

and yet Jim Pohlad still thought it was logical to believe we'd have an even better record this year.  Not sure those two things align.

[USAFChief]

"And no challenge by the Twins."

 

Prolly because he was out.

[USAFChief]

Trevor Plouffe is the trivia answer.

[Don Walcott]

Sowing wild oats?

[rghrbek]

Is it bad when I'm watching the mlb.com game cast and the count is 2 and 2 on Buxton, and I am holding my breath to see a blue circle, instead of a read one?   Even when it's a ground out I feel a sense of relief...

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

"A stable relationship."

Oh, nevermind. 

[Vanimal46]

 

Hey, stop cracking wise about my ex-wife, will ya? 

Which one was the horse and which was the pig?

[Blake]

 

What do you call a horse and pig dating?

Election season?

[rghrbek]

Nunez is no Valencia

[USAFChief]

 

Which one was the horse and which was the pig?

Depends on who's turn it was.

[John Kelsey]

 

What do you call a horse and pig dating?

 

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[USAFChief]

Saen "7.03 ERA, 1.56 WHIP, 5.9 K/9" Manaea.

 

 

[USAFChief]

 

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[HitInAPinch]

Time to take Dean out??

[Bark's Lounge]

I can feel the tension building. A restless game thread is about to turn into an animal porn thread.

[Riverbrian]

Buxton is still upper cutting.

 

Dozier is still opening his body to pull.

[USAFChief]

Sano catches that.

 

And collapses the right filed line bleachers.

[LaBombo]

 

[Who is]  Trevor Plouffe is the trivia answer.

 

"This now obscure third baseman kept Hall of Famer Miguel Sano from playing his natural position for over a year before being traded for a C prospect"

[HitInAPinch]

Sano coulda made that catch.  And knocked down that section of the stands.

[Riverbrian]

What does Plouffe and Beloit have in common? 

[jimmer]

 

Sano coulda made that catch.  And knocked down that section of the stands.

No And Yes.

[Aggies7]

how in the world did this team win 4 games in a row? or 15? or any? getting worked by the very stinky a's