Article: Game Thread: Twins v Blue Jays, 5/19 @ 7:10pm CT

[David HK]

...and Dozey gamely flies out.  

 

Well, here we go- Blue Jays' big bats coming up, 3rd time through.  

 

Go get 'em Ervin, see what you can do.

[Riverbrian]

 

I agree, but my wife insists a couple can be two or three. 

 

Keep an eye on her. 

[LaBombo]

 

 

I've been in and out of intercourse, PA and didn't stay very long in blue ball, PA

 

Many motorists avoid the highway that runs through Hershey,  but it's a matter of personal preference.

[twinssporto]

Is Ray Miller still alive?  He could be a bench coach option...

[HitInAPinch]

One from my hometown:

 

The local newspaper editor was known for the headlines he created.  And he wasn't doing it on purpose.

One week, the city council voted for a new garbage site.  Headline the next day:

 

City Council Takes a Dump

[ashbury]

Not necessarily true.

 

 

Define few: (Merriam Webster)

 

1 : consisting of or amounting to only a small number <one of our few pleasures> 2 : at least some but indeterminately small in number

A dictionary definition? In game thread??? If we lose this game, I'm holding you accountable for the jinx.

[Aggies7]

Aaaaaaand whammy.

[David HK]

Go get 'em Ervin, I says.  

 

See what you can do, I says.

 

 

[Riverbrian]

[jimmer]

 

One from my hometown:

 

The local newspaper editor was known for the headlines he created.  And he wasn't doing it on purpose.

One week, the city council voted for a new garbage site.  Headline the next day:

 

City Council Takes a Dump

how small of a hick town do you come from? :-)

[Aggies7]

Well I'm glad the offense has fiddled around swinging 3-0 and bunting with a HR threat. We all knew two runs would be enough.

[Riverbrian]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nfAZaWWG7X0/ULJ33Ssgx1I/AAAAAAAAdvw/nnj1UimMffs/s1600/headline1.jpg

[twinssporto]

Brush em back!!  Love it!

[howeda7]

I hope y'all got some of that sweet Blue Jays +270 action before this inning. 

[LaBombo]

 

I agree, but my wife insists a couple can be two or three.

 

There's a whole lot riding on who 'three' is in that sentence.

[Riverbrian]

http://www.epicweird.com/img/photos/the-weirdest-newspapers-headlines/the-weirdest-newspapers-headlines10.jpg

[HitInAPinch]

Nothin' wrong with that pitch!!

[Riverbrian]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oCmSnrKAqFQ/ULJ322qi-xI/AAAAAAAAdvo/xeJ9CC52RA8/s1600/headline01.jpg

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

how small of a hick town do you come from? :-)

Hey, we were the County Seat!  Have some respect!

[jimmer]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/jgfluklgounteqcnloba.gif

 

One of my favorite headlines ever.

Edited May 20, 2016 by jimmer

[ashbury]

Told ya we shoulda let our lockdown bullpen do its job.

[bird]

 

This goes out to you North, but I don't suspect that the Twins are responsible for this homicide.

 

 

so hurtful

[Jerr]

 

One from my hometown:

 

The local newspaper editor was known for the headlines he created.  And he wasn't doing it on purpose.

One week, the city council voted for a new garbage site.  Headline the next day:

 

City Council Takes a Dump

I think he knew exactly what he was doing with that headline!

[Jerr]

How'd this thread start out with Hot Barbara Eden and end up with a lot of dead birds????

[Riverbrian]

 

Hey, we were the County Seat!  Have some respect!

[formerly33]

And apparently ...

 

http://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2014/08/23-teen-pregnancy.jpg

[Aggies7]

I'm surprised at how many people are at this game.

[Aggies7]

Sano...teetering on that "expectations not being met" line

[ashbury]

 

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oCmSnrKAqFQ/ULJ322qi-xI/AAAAAAAAdvo/xeJ9CC52RA8/s1600/headline01.jpg

http://www.clickypix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/funny-headlines-05.jpg

[jimmer]

Correct me if I am wrong, but Mauer got a double and THEN was tagged out?  Did they call that a single because I know I saw the same thing happen less than a week ago in a different game where it was called a double.  It should too, since he did reach safely only to then be caught off the bag.