Article: Game Thread: Twins v Blue Jays, 5/19 @ 7:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

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[HitInAPinch]

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[LaBombo]

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Edited May 20, 2016 by LaBombo

[Squirrel]

 

It's actually more like this:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kgRFHaNo-Y

[Aggies7]

Not here though

 

Take it outside

I forgot, baseball talk not allowed. I'll wait until after the baseball game.

[USAFChief]

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[Mr. Brooks]

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That's illegal in North Carolina, I believe.

[Squirrel]

OH MY ****ING GOD!!!!

[Puckett34]

Just how Jepsen drew it up

[John Kelsey]

Just like Jepsen drew it up. 

[David HK]

Crap.  Without my surreptitious, illegal live stream, I'm reduced to watching GameDay through my fingers.

 

Oh, Jeps.

[John Kelsey]

 

Just how Jepsen drew it up

 

You win this round. 

[Aggies7]

Excuse me while I change my underpants.

[HitInAPinch]

 

That's illegal in North Carolina, I believe.

Let me be perfectly clear:  I have no knowledge of that.

[Aggies7]

Bert criticizing jepsen

Edited May 20, 2016 by Aggies7

[USAFChief]

 

Crap.  Without my surreptitious, illegal live stream, I'm reduced to watching GameDay through my fingers.

 

Oh, Jeps.

Did it look like Santana was gonna catch up to that'n on Gameday?

[USAFChief]

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[ashbury]

It's actually more like this:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kgRFHaNo-Y

Cat videos, on TwinsDaily. Now I've seen it all.

[HitInAPinch]

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[Riverbrian]

 

OH MY ****ING GOD!!!!

 

ChiTown

 

That is quite an entrance you've made. 

[LaBombo]

If Mauer gets any slower he's going to need a Sherpa to make it to first.

[Platoon]

I was talking to my insurance guy about my car accident and I mentioned that it happened just down the street from my house. 

 

Insurance Guy: Well that makes sense... I was just reading a report from the company that said 77% of all car accidents occur near home. 

 

Riverbrian: That's interesting... What is the percentage of driving done near home? 

 

Insurance Guy: I don't know... hold on... I've got that somewhere... (Click Tap Tap Tap on the Computer)

 

(Long Pause of silence while he reads for about a minute). 

 

Insurance Guy: Here it is... (Pause)             77%

 

I do 100% of my driving near home, near home. . .

[ashbury]

Sano late getting around on the big-league fastball.

[Puckett34]

Trying to see what we have in Kintzler eh?  It's a bold strategy, lets see if it works out

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Great catch by Danny Santana. Now can we end the Jepsen experiment??

[LaBombo]

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[ashbury]

Buxton would have had that.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

If Mauer gets any slower he's going to need a Sherpa to make it to first.

Like? Dislike? not sure

[Riverbrian]

 

 Now can we end the Jepsen experiment??

 

 

I wouldn't... That's exactly how Rosie was created. Who knows what's next. 

 

[Pardon My Dinger]

I wouldn't... That's exactly how Rosie was created. Who knows what's next.

 

At least Rosie looked good in her uniform.