Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 5/13 6:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

For more than 30 years I have aspired to stand in front of Agnetha's house in rain, sleet and snow until she marries me.

 

And the odd thing is that your wonderful wife has offered to drive you to the house and is less concerned about the weather. 

[Mr. Brooks]

If Danny Santana is 0-10 batting right-handed, why would we let him bat against lefties?

He probably "battles his tail off", and "gets after it".

[Riverbrian]

 

Coke Zero is unique amongst pops in that it has both the brand name, and the amount of flavor in that name.

 

And we have a post of the night leader before the quarter pole. 

[Cap'n Piranha]

Dick: "a homerun here scores 4".

 

I'll just let that one sit.

[Squirrel]

I don't like coke ... new, original, diet, cherry, zero, powdered ... no. Pepsi is better, but my go to beverage these days isn't pop of any kind ... Steaz peach tea. It's the best.

[Thrylos]

Nice sac fly by Nunez there

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Arcia should be able to kill this guy

 

Yeah... But if Chapman got a 30 game suspension. 

 

I fear the Arcia suspension could be longer. 

[Riverbrian]

 

If Danny Santana is 0-10 batting right-handed, why would we let him bat against lefties?

 

I think Molitor calls it Due-Ness. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Coke Zero is unique amongst pops in that it has both the brand name, and the amount of flavor in that name.

Perhaps you would like their newest brand offering, Coke Infinity Delicious?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Woah dude, we got us a lead.

 

Guess the system failure is not quite total...

[Riverbrian]

I've seen that injury in baseball before... We might need a new CF. 

[Craig Arko]

Perhaps you would like their newest brand offering, Coke Infinity Delicious?

Coke Singularity.

[Riverbrian]

 

I don't like coke ... new, original, diet, cherry, zero, powdered ... no. Pepsi is better, but my go to beverage these days isn't pop of any kind ... Steaz peach tea. It's the best.

 

Never had it before but I'll give it a try at your recommendation. 

 

Knowing that it's out there... I will lose sleep knowing that it's out there and I haven't tried it. 

[HitInAPinch]

 

Coke Singularity.

an anomaly in nature

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Coke Zero is unique amongst pops in that it has both the brand name, and the amount of flavor in that name.

Perhaps it is named for its recommended daily serving?

[Squirrel]

I liked that call.

[Squirrel]

Well, ****.

[notoriousgod71]

I'm actually rooting for the Twins to lose this game tonight because if they lose and Sale wins he will have as many wins as our Minnesota Twins, who Dick refuses to accept will not be winning the World Series this year.

[Platoon]

For more than 30 years I have aspired to stand in front of Agnetha's house in rain, sleet and snow until she marries me.

Or until the Swedish police arrive? The most likely outcome!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

MLB Gameday is telling me something bad just happened

[Cap'n Piranha]

Catchers batting .158 should definitely hit monster homeruns, right?

[Squirrel]

Never had it before but I'll give it a try at your recommendation. 

 

Knowing that it's out there... I will lose sleep knowing that it's out there and I haven't tried it.

 

What's your zip code?

[Aggies7]

The twins, among their many faults this year, have been terrible at getting a knockout blow and the opponent has seemed to almost immediately take advantage. I had a bad feeling when we left them loaded. Although I always have a bad feeling watching this team.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I've seen that injury in baseball before... We might need a new CF.

What happened?

[Twinsbar107]

At least it lasted a whole 1 2/3 innings.... who said this sEason had few bright spots

Edited May 13, 2016 by Twinsbar107

[Riverbrian]

 

Woah dude, we got us a lead.

Guess the system failure is not quite total...

 

Sample

 

I'm sorry but I got to hang the Yan Gomes home run on you 

 

 

[kusko_andy]

How can all of our starting pitchers suck so bad?  How can everything go so wrong all at the same time?

[Platoon]

For some reason (probably because it's funny? not sure) this reminded me of the scene in Naked Gun when Leslie Nielsen slides across the table with Queen Elizabeth, so I was going to post a jpeg of that photo.......

 

 

but then I made the naive mistake of googling: "Naked gun queen elizabeth"

 

uh oh

 

 

http://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/naked-gun-from-the-files-of-police-squad-frank-drebin-tackles-queen-elizabeth-leslie-nielsen-jeannette-charles-review.jpg

mAirplane, Naked Gun, Slapshot. Greatest movies of all time!

[Squirrel]

What happened?

Santana dove for a drive and bent his wrist back. Looked like it could've been bad, but he seems okay.

[Rigby]

 

What's your zip code?

The one right before where Gomes ball landed.