nicksaviking Community Moderator Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 May threw 29 pitches yesterday. I can't imagine him going much longer. Punishment it is than. Riverbrian and alskntwnsfn 2
David HK Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 (edited) All I did was sit on the couch for 5 hours and 56 minutes. Actually... I was watching Leicester vs Swansea before at 10:00AM, so it was more like 8 hours and 30 minutes on the couch.But... damn it... I was emotionally invested in that game... I wanted that win and we should have had that win and now I'm trying to pull myself together and move on like Baseball doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.But... I've still woken up dog tired. That game took a lot out of me... I can't help but wonder how much it took out of the players.Here are some things to think about: 1. Rosterology -- Roster changes are coming and I don't know what they will be... so I'm just gonna make them. I'm sending Buxton down. I know that some folks feel he should be allowed to play his way out of this... I know some of you will say... "What about that tattoo you got that says 'It's April?'" And to all of you... I understand and I don't disagree with you, but... in the end... you can't strike out 50% of your plate appearances and expect to stay in the majors. Santana is off the DL so someone has to go down. Also... We will need a couple of bullpen arms because the entire bullpen is currently spent. I'm sending O'Rourke down... Sorry about that Ryan... you don't deserve it... you threw 51 excellent Battle-Your-Tail-Off pitches and now you are cooked for a while and I need someone who can throw tonight. So, I'm calling Meyer up and sending down O'Rourke. I could start Meyer tonight but that seems a little knee jerk. So it's Milone starting and Meyer out of the pen. However, Milone should be able to feel Meyer's breath on the back of his neck. All right... I still have Duffey's spot... he goes down because he is of no use tonight. The guys on the 40-man who are in Rochester are also spent, so I'm going down to Chattanooga for Chargois (Shag-Wa for Bert). I don't know a lot about him but he has thrown 6 innings and only given up 2 hits, while striking out 9 and no walks and we need someone in the pen... like right NOW!!!.2. 40-Man Roster Hicksology -- When Hicks was dropped off the 40 man... it was to make room for someone. Rumor is that Dave Murphy will be that someone. I'm not doing that... I'm not even considering that because Murphy on the roster is too little, too late, and it's grasping at straws while you are drowning while holding a bunch of babies. Nope... I'm saving that last spot for Berrios. Jose goes on the 40-man and he will be called up when the 1st injury happens. Basically... I'm shoving Berrios into the barrel of the gun and taking off the safety.3. Lineupology -- I Got Rosario on the Bench... No Hits in 7 PA's and 4 Strikeouts. I Got Murphy on the Bench because he caught 16 innings yesterday and because of all the other reasons that you can all think of. Santana should be back and he gets to watch a game before facing the Lions (wouldn't be great if we could face the Lions like the Vikings get to). BTW, Dozier kills Salazar over his career 9/18 with a couple of dingers. Arcia, Mauer and Suzuki also do a decent job against Salazar in a SSS. If you don't mind, and even if you do... I'm gonna keep putting Dozier in the middle of the order because I don't think he's a 'top of the lineup' guy.3B Nunez1B MauerRF SanoDH Park2B DozierLF ArciaSS EscoberC SuzukiCF Kepler4. Monday Monday - It was on this date in 1976 that Rick Monday saved an American flag from a public burning. For those who don't remember the incident, a couple of whatevers... ran onto the outfield grass at Dodger Stadium, knelt down and attempted to light an American flag on fire between innings. They were not very good at starting a fire... apparently they were trying to rub a couple of sticks together or something because they struggled and this gave Rick Monday enough time to run up from behind them and rescue the flag. Rick was immediately branded a hero and it was decreed by John Phillips that April 25th every 7 years - sometimes 6 with adjustments for leap year - will be known as a Monday Monday. Today is a Monday Monday. It was all I hoped it would be.5. Turner Brown -- There are a lot of misunderstandings at my house... we could be an episode of Three's Company. Last night was the latest. I was kinda bummed after the 16 inning defeat... I watched all 16 innings so I was plenty invested in the outcome. My youngest son came home from work afterwards and asked how the Twins did and I told him they lost... I thought about it and I said to him... you know what the Twins need... "Turn it Around." Turn it around and I'll feel better about things... just "Turn it Around."My son then asked, "Who is Turner Brown?" I decided not to clarify just for the humor and I felt better immediately. Anyway... my description of Turner Brown made Bryce Harper seem like Al Newman.Yep... That's what we need.Hey, Riv. Why ain't you managin'? Edited April 26, 2016 by David HK Riverbrian 1
Hrbowski Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Nate Eovaldi is throwing a no-no.
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted April 26, 2016 Author Posted April 26, 2016 On the planet where I fast forwarded through the whole game so I could see Meyer. Then heard the announcer say they gave Santana an error in the play at the plate so I assumed Milone only had 1 ER (and had no idea he had 9 base runners) That's Jupiter On Saturn... they rewind and they times all base runners by 6.
David HK Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Oops. I was too late. Now we have 2. Riverbrian and alskntwnsfn 2
nicksaviking Community Moderator Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 On what planet was that a decent outing?Planet Veteran Preference. notoriousgod71, Riverbrian and Hosken Bombo Disco 3
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted April 26, 2016 Author Posted April 26, 2016 Hey, Riv. Why ain't you managin'? They got my resume on file... (Pause) Do you think it's possible they lost my phone number? (Pause) Maybe I should resend? ScrapTheNickname 1
David HK Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 They got my resume on file... (Pause) Do you think it's possible they lost my phone number? (Pause) Maybe I should resend? As many times as it takes. Riverbrian 1
PopRiveter Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 We are really conditioned for bleak expectations huh? ScrapTheNickname and David HK 2
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 So, since this appears to be a lost cause, looking at one of the worst teams in twins history by winning % (1999), this is the lineup the twins trotted out in a 9-5 loss to Texas on 4/25/99 8 Torii hunter 3 Doug mientkiewicz5 Brent Gates 9 Matt Lawton7 Chad Allen4 Todd walker2 Javier ValentinDH Corey Koskie6 Christian Guzman Dan Perkins started and was relieved by Benj Sampson and joe mays
Blake Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 You know, I said I'd turn off the game as soon as something stupid happened. Then I realized turning on the game qualified as stupid. So, the game stays on even though Molitor put May in the game. David HK, nicksaviking, Hosken Bombo Disco and 2 others 5
Hosken Bombo Disco Community Moderator Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Danny Santana with the luckiest 15 minutes in the history of sports: 1. not charged with throwing error previous inning2. credited with base hit on clearly booted ground ball3. picked off first but ruled safe, survives a replay that showed pretty clear he was out4. awarded second base on a balk You can't make it up. Maybe he is the good luck charm the Twins need! nicksaviking, ScrapTheNickname, David HK and 5 others 8
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted April 26, 2016 Author Posted April 26, 2016 As many times as it takes. If I was the manager The topics that I could inspire on Twins Daily would be mind boggling. formerly33 1
Hosken Bombo Disco Community Moderator Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Dozier takes high inside fastball for strike one. There was our chance. Aggies7 and Riverbrian 2
Blake Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Danny Santana with the luckiest 15 minutes in the history of sports: 1. not charged with throwing error previous inning2. credited with base hit on clearly booted ground ball3. picked off first but ruled safe, survives a replay that showed pretty clear he was out4. awarded second base on a balk You can't make it up. Maybe he is the good luck charm the Twins need!It's all part of the new MLB mercy rules. Hosken Bombo Disco, David HK and ScrapTheNickname 3
Squirrel Community Moderator Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Okay ... Let's go crazy! Hosken Bombo Disco, formerly33, ScrapTheNickname and 1 other 4
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted April 26, 2016 Author Posted April 26, 2016 I'm glad that Dozier was a pull hitter at that very moment. That's over now... I'll go back to hoping he can take the ball the other way. Hosken Bombo Disco, ScrapTheNickname and Platoon 3
Hosken Bombo Disco Community Moderator Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 here we go! Everybody come back!!
PopRiveter Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Seven was a very good choice. Mauer should stick with it formerly33 1
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Lol can't say we don't get breaks. The missed pickoff and the wild pitch
ashbury Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Okay ... Let's go crazy!W00t! Riverbrian 1
Hrbowski Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Is anyone surprised this hasn't happened yet?http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1697967/fat1373113539392.gif Hosken Bombo Disco, David HK and USAFChief 3
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 jeff manship. Yikes. Almost as scary as Benj Sampson.
Brock Beauchamp Site Manager Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Intentionally walking Joe Mauer to face Sano. Tis a strange world we live in, this 2016. ScrapTheNickname, Blake and Riverbrian 3
Hosken Bombo Disco Community Moderator Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 I'm glad that Dozier was a pull hitter at that very moment. That's over now... I'll go back to hoping he can take the ball the other way. And also play outfield B.P.P.F. TM Riverbrian 1
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted April 26, 2016 Author Posted April 26, 2016 Is anyone surprised this hasn't happened yet?http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1697967/fat1373113539392.gif Eddie Rosario batting Right Handed? formerly33, alskntwnsfn, Hosken Bombo Disco and 3 others 6
ashbury Verified Member Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Twins should trade for Tyler Collins. He is one cool dude.An enjoyable video is up on Deadspin. Hrbowski and ScrapTheNickname 2
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