Article: Game Thread: Twins v Indidans, 4/25 @ 7:10pm CT

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

He forgets what made him good because he starts thinking he is good. 

That's (one!) vote for "head case."

Edited April 26, 2016 by ScrapTheNickname

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

I'm with you

 

He gets spit on a lot and I honestly don't see the reason why. 

All I know is when he comes back to earth his batting helmet will fly off.

[Bark's Lounge]

It's moments like this where I want to consult Ted Danson, tell him about problems, my concerns, and at the end of our conversation he gives me a meaningful, healthy hug. Mary Steenburgen then sends me off with with a homemade batch of toffee cookies.

 

That's my dream.

 

I know the Twins are winning, but I don't trust it. I need to go to my fantasy land.

[Platoon]

does anybody really know how a balk is called, really?

I think you yell, "that's a balk" and point at the pitcher!

[CampQ]

Does AAA Count?

 

It's your game... I want to make sure I got the rules straight.

Who hits a major league home run in this season first. I should have been clear. I'm not sure it's Suzuki.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

 

Meyer must be the new closer

Couldn't hurt.

[Riverbrian]

 

That's what vote for "head case."

 

I assume but I like to meet them personally before I making any such declarations. 

 

 

[Bark's Lounge]

What are Indidans? Sound mysterious.

[CampQ]

I assume we will use Meyer in a low leverage situation later in this game when our exhausted bullpen has spotted five or six runs to Cleveland

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

I think you yell, "that's a balk" and point at the pitcher!

That said, he did come into and out of the set position twice.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

It's moments like this where I want to consult Ted Danson, tell him about problems, my concerns, and at the end of our conversation he gives me a meaningful, healthy hug. Mary Steenburgen then sends me off with with a homemade batch of toffee cookies.

 

That's my dream.

 

I know the Twins are winning, but I don't trust it. I need to go to my fantasy land.

That's a healthy, if odd, fantasy.

[tobi0040]

So I am watching because I had this illusion that Meyer was here to

 

1- give him a quasi start and pitch from the 6th on

 

2 - steal Milone's job

 

Outside of Meyer not getting there in time. I have no clue what this team is doing

[Riverbrian]

 

Who hits a major league home run in this season first. I should have been clear. I'm not sure it's Suzuki.

 

I gotta go with Suzuki then

 

Because I think they are gonna spend some time in Rochester teaching Buxton to swing level and maybe hit some balls on the ground on occasion. 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I assume we will use Meyer in a low leverage situation later in this game when our exhausted bullpen has spotted five or six runs to Cleveland

I take it your name stands for Camp Quality. Where are you located and what are your fees. I am an interested future customer... maybe.

[nicksaviking]

Do the Twins know what Little Red Corvette is about, because I don't think they do.

[DiscGolfer]

That's why they went with the red uni's again tonight!!  they think they'er little red corvettes

[alskntwnsfn]

Only Prince has the power to get everyone off their cell phones. #littleredcorvette

[nicksaviking]

Dick clearly doesn't know what that song is about. Surprise.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

That's a healthy, if odd, fantasy.

Some of us have psychologists, some of us have odd fantasies. I guess i fall in the second category.

Edited April 26, 2016 by Bark's Lounge

[Pardon My Dinger]

Wait, what? Why would they do Nirvana on Prince night?

Nah, placemats.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Do the Twins know what Little Red Corvette is about, because I don't think they do.

it's about a car, dummy!

[Pardon My Dinger]

it's about a car, dummy!

D'aww. We'll tell you about it when you're a little older.

[CampQ]

Dick totally went with the Corvair allusion. When did they stop making those things?

[ScrapTheNickname]

I like Park

he needs to play

all the time

all the time

[alskntwnsfn]

Do the Twins know what Little Red Corvette is about, because I don't think they do.

Whoores?

[nicksaviking]

it's about a car, dummy!

Yeah and according to Dick, his brother had a red Corvair once.

 

If Bert hadn't long been neutered, he would have asked Dick if his brother's girlfriend also had a pocket full of used condoms.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Dang. Just got here. My bad, guys. I will leave now.

[ScrapTheNickname]

If you squint their uniforms look like our uniforms should look so

if Cleveland wins, if you're squinting, we win, in a way.

[alskntwnsfn]

Yan Gomes. Twins killer. Add him to the list.

[Aggies7]

Esteban yan Gomes