Article: Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 4/11 3:10PM

[Craig Arko]

 

I don't think he was volunteering himself as the sacrifice. Perhaps a poll to see who it should be. For baseball gods, does the sacrificial entity have to be a virgin?

Like Olive Oil.

[Halsey Hall]

 

We need a human sacrifice. Do you think you're up for it?

Yes!

[ashbury]

Is sound just the waves in the air, or is it actually something receiving and translating the waves?

To give your question the serious consideration it deserves, I am actually in the opposite camp to what you stated. It exists if the transmission occurs, regardless of whether anyone or anything is inclined to receive it.

 

Much like a TV broadcast of a 2013 Houston Astros game.

[ashbury]

Like Olive Oil.

Not according to Bluto.

[Platoon]

Brian, the best way to get along in a truck stop, walk up to the biggest trucker there, slap him on the back, and loudly proclaim: "ahhh hear dat gooood buddddy." Another tip! Showers are really expensive, sometimes if you go into the lounge, and ask one of the guys if he minded if you shared his shower, you might save $15 bucks! Of course sometimes you wont!

[USAFChief]

 

Brian, the best way to get along in a truck stop, walk up to the biggest trucker there, slap him on the back, and loudly proclaim: "ahhh hear dat gooood buddddy." Another tip! Showers are really expensive, sometimes if you go into the lounge, and ask one of the guys if he minded if you shared his shower, you might save $15 bucks! Of course sometimes you wont!

Also, loudly proclaim you're voting straight D across the entire ticket next 'lection.

[scottz]

 

I don't think he was volunteering himself as the sacrifice. Perhaps a poll to see who it should be. For baseball gods, does the sacrificial entity have to be a virgin?

I like the idea of a poll, but if there's no consensus, I'll take one for the team. Tell my wife and kids I love them. Tell the Twins that I really wanted them to go 1-6. Maybe just play the end of Saving Private Ryan where Hanks tells Damon to earn it. That might be better than the 1-6 thing, which sounds a little crazy. Who would sacrifice themselves for that?

 

This makeshift altar is chilly.

[ashbury]

Chief's jokes are at a different level and standard than other jokes because they are usually so new and fresh.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p2muYFceOLI/UjH0cu_nl_I/AAAAAAAARoY/SjDDOczV3wg/s200/Bones+Drug+Journey+2.png

 

You! What PLANET is this?!

[Hrbowski]

 

Also, loudly proclaim you're voting straight D across the entire ticket next 'lection.

I know a truck driver who is a Republican, so that might not work.

[USAFChief]

 

Not according to Bluto.

This should get more likes.

[ashbury]

Cowboy Joe West in da house.

As http://site.mansionathletics.com/lib/0094/InsetImages/Big-League-Portable-Bat-Cage-Black-0.jpg

As a token of the extreme admiration major league ballplayers have for this umpire, story goes that some wit taped a label saying "Joe West" on a batting cage one spring training not too far back.

[Hrbowski]

All we need to do is score more runs than the other team!

[Hrbowski]

 

Maybe if TC The bear paints his hair "The Donald" Orange we will break the opening season curse and win today and Make the Minnesota Twins great again. 

Never.

[Craig Arko]

 

As http://site.mansionathletics.com/lib/0094/InsetImages/Big-League-Portable-Bat-Cage-Black-0.jpg

As a token of the extreme admiration major league ballplayers have for this umpire, story goes that some wit taped a label saying "Joe West" on a batting cage one spring training not too far back.

Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Joe
Don't take your guns to town

[spinowner]

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p2muYFceOLI/UjH0cu_nl_I/AAAAAAAARoY/SjDDOczV3wg/s200/Bones+Drug+Journey+2.png

 

You! What PLANET is this?!

I'm a doctor, Jim, not a very good actor!

[D. Hocking]

Isn't this TC with Trump in this pic?

 

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/y105fm.com/files/2014/06/tc-bear.jpg?w=600&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

[ashbury]

First pitch, 3:17. We're underway, and have an out already. Circus Boy Update #1.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

I don't think he was volunteering himself as the sacrifice. Perhaps a poll to see who it should be. For baseball gods, does the sacrificial entity have to be a virgin?

You're right. That's meaning you're volunteering then? HAHAHA

[Cap'n Piranha]

What is Jimmy Rollins still doing in MLB?  And why are the White Sox giving him playing time?

[James]

 

I blame Donald Trump for the 0-6 start that and the truck that spilled sausages on 494 this morning. Too much bragging about huge hands and sausages that are well taken care of has distracted the home 9 from winning. That and he stole the team charter to haul his Hair force one staff from Baltimore Maryland to New York and back leaving behind some of the teams real players.

 

Maybe if TC The bear paints his hair "The Donald" Orange we will break the opening season curse and win today and Make the Minnesota Twins great again. 

I think they were just distracted by mascots.  

 

Orioles mascot, Naked except for his socks and hat:

http://www.yojo.com/images/bird_3_pose.jpg

 

Royals mascot is an animal that is fully clothed:

http://thumb.usatodaysportsimages.com/image/thumb/540-390nw/7940490.jpg

 

Kind of screws with your mind. 

[ashbury]

Sano snares one on the run for an out.

[ashbury]

Orioles mascot, Naked except for his socks and hat:

 

Royals mascot is an animal that is fully clothed:

 

Kind of screws with your mind. 

Go see Zootopia.

[Mike Sixel]

I really want to post about the lineup....but IIRC, Brock said nothing serious in the game threads.....

 

[James]

 

Go see Zootopia.

Hard pass.

[Danchat]

 

What is Jimmy Rollins still doing in MLB?  And why are the White Sox giving him playing time?

Because the White Sox are enamored with veteran National League batters for some reason.

[Mike Sixel]

 

Go see Zootopia.

 

I heard it was quite good, actually.....

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

What is Jimmy Rollins still doing in MLB?  And why are the White Sox giving him playing time?

Not only that! I hear they're giving him money too. 

[ashbury]

I really want to post about the lineup....but IIRC, Brock said nothing serious in the game threads.....

Common sense, Mike, common sense. Game talk is encouraged here. Sweeping generalizations can go find an appropriate thread in the other Forum areas. A post about the lineup can definitely be fair game in a game thread.

[Mike Sixel]

 

Common sense, Mike, common sense. Game talk is encouraged here. Sweeping generalizations can go find an appropriate thread in the other Forum areas. A post about the lineup can definitely be fair game in a game thread.

 

I was more keeping myself from commenting on sitting the German......what is he up for here, exactly? Is this how you develop your best hitting prospect?

 

stuff like that......

Edited April 11, 2016 by Mike Sixel

[James]

 

I was more keeping myself from commenting on sitting the German......what is he up for here, exactly? Is this how you develop your best hitting prospect?

 

stuff like that......

I'm not sure starting him against Quintana is necessarily the best option for him either.