Game Thread: Twins vs Brewers 6/07 @11:10 am Pacific Time (1:10pm CT) Grizzled veteran edition

[big dog]

 

Don't the worms sort of take care of cleaning out the worm bin?

Walking the dog can also clean out the worm bin, in a way...

[Squirrel]

pfft.  Brooks Robinson can't hold a candle to Eduardo Nunez defensively.

 

Of course, Brooks is 78 years old.

But I bet Brooks can keep his hat on his head.

[USAFChief]

 

Yes, they do a great job.  But occasionally I have to harvest the worm castings.

We all have our crosses to bear, my friend.

[ashbury]

Don't the worms sort of take care of cleaning out the worm bin?

_{^{Shhhh. That's just their pet name for it.}}

[formerly33]

 

That wasn't aimed at you. Whenever these issues get mentioned in the MinnCentric forum, someone always suggests that.

I'm sorry to say that I can't even remember if I was one of them. To tell the truth, the thought has entered my head, but I know that TD is not free, and I appreciate it too much to recommend anything that would hurt the site, so I think not.

Edited June 7, 2015 by always33

[JB_Iowa]

 

The Twins need to wrap this up.  I have lots of chores to complete, including cleaning out the worm bin and taking the dog for a walk.

 

This feels like deja vu.

 

I'd swear I'd read this from you before.  Mostly because I want to ask what the worm bin is.

[LaBombo]

 

Based on his ERA, how does Pelf not make the All Star game?

 

But what about the Curse of Mays?  Jolted Joe was lights out the year before the Twins returned to the playoffs, and then juggled hand grenades the rest of his career.  Shouldn't we spare Pelfrey the pitcher equivalent of Home Run Derby-itis?

[glunn]

Whew, that was close.

[Squirrel]

This feels like deja vu.

 

I'd swear I'd read this from you before.  Mostly because I want to ask what the worm bin is.

Some people have real pets. Glunn has a dog and worms.

[glunn]

 

This feels like deja vu.

 

I'd swear I'd read this from you before.  Mostly because I want to ask what the worm bin is.

 

I am keeping earthworms for purposes of recycling and creating very high quality organic fertilizer.

 

They need to be fed and watered every day.  The worm juice needs to be harvested every two days, and the castings need to be harvested monthly.

[glunn]

 

Some people have real pets. Glunn has a dog and worms.

And a cat and two parakeets.

[Squirrel]

Crap. Cmon Perk! Get this guy!

[USAFChief]

Winnah!

[glunn]

Yes!!!  Huge win.

[JB_Iowa]

 

I am keeping earthworms for purposes of recycling and creating very high quality organic fertilizer.

 

They need to be fed and watered every day.  The worm juice needs to be harvested every two days, and the castings need to be harvested monthly.

 

You and Radar O'Reilly.

 

(Episode:  The Interview)

[Squirrel]

Woohoo! The Twins have the best record in the AL!

[formerly33]

BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!

 

You can thank Paulitor MAUL!!!!!!!!!!

[Squirrel]

Woohoo! The Twins have the best record in the AL!

And just think where they could be with a real DH! (It just had to be said.)

[notoriousgod71]

Good win. We needed this one!

[JB_Iowa]

 

 

[Craig Arko]

And a post-game dance.

 

http://youtu.be/I-7GzYuPP7M

[JB_Iowa]

 

You and Radar O'Reilly.

 

(Episode:  The Interview)

 

I am keeping earthworms for purposes of recycling and creating very high quality organic fertilizer.

 

They need to be fed and watered every day.  The worm juice needs to be harvested every two days, and the castings need to be harvested monthly.

 

 

Didn't mean to make light of this.  It sounds like a great idea especially in a temperate climate.  Unless we kept them inside, we'd have a lot of dead worms.

[formerly33]

 

Didn't mean to make light of this.  It sounds like a great idea especially in a temperate climate.  Unless we kept them inside, we'd have a lot of dead worms.

Unless you kept them inside ... you'd have a lot of loose worms.

[LaBombo]

Twins will enter the second week of June with the best record in the American League.  That ominously improbable event was predicted by:

 

A) The Incans

B} The Mayans

C) The Aztec

D) All of the above

 

Trick question.  The real answer is E) That same earthquake movie that imagined The Rock wouldn't look like a panicky woodchuck when shown piloting a helicopter:

 

http://s2.filmwatch.com/media/13/news/1715000/1719862_0.jpg

Edited June 7, 2015 by LaBombo

[Circus Boy]

 

The Twins need to wrap this up.  I have lots of chores to complete, including cleaning out the worm bin and taking the dog for a walk.

 

Don't get it mixed up like the time you cleaned out the dog and walked the worms.

[formerly33]

 

Twins will enter the second week of June with the best record in the American League.  That ominously improbable event was predicted by:

 

A) The Incans

B} The Mayans

C) The Aztec

D) All of the above

 

Trick question.  The real answer is E) That same earthquake movie that imagined The Rock wouldn't look like a panicky woodchuck when shown piloting a helicopter:

 

http://s2.filmwatch.com/media/13/news/1715000/1719862_0.jpg

Never explain your jokes.

 

That said, I think I'd have to go with

 

Edit: I see you fixed that.

Edited June 7, 2015 by always33

[ashbury]

And a post-game dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA8z7f7a2Pk

[LaBombo]

 

Some people have real pets. Glunn has a dog and worms.

 

Beats having a dog with worms.

 

 

I guess.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

And a post-game dance.

http://youtu.be/I-7GzYuPP7M

thanks for filling in for twinsnorth49

[LaBombo]

 

Never explain your jokes.

 

That said, I think I'd have to go with

 

Edit: I see you fixed that.

Yes, I foolishly forgot the universal code that 'B'+ ')' = Smiley Face.  Dang.  These kids and their intertubes.  Get off my condo association landscaping.