Game Thread: Twins v Indians, 9/19 @ 7:10pm

[Squirrel]

Now I see where the worldwide liquor shortage is coming from.

Cerveza, por favor.

<hic>

 

What?

 

<trips>

 

Oops

[ScrapTheNickname]

Two hours ago, before the "Parade of Relievers", this game was moving right along.

How many hours ago? I've shaved twice since this game started.

[USAFChief]

Jason Giambi and LaTroy Hawkins are the last two active players to share the field with Kirby Puckett.

Jeter?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

You are Number 6.

I am not a number! I'm a... a... TD Poster. Yeah, that's it.

 

(Thanks for pickin' up the reference!)

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Time for match game!!!

If you add Giambi and Atchison together.

You get (blank).

biatchison?

[Squirrel]

Time for match game!!!

If you add Giambi and Atchison together.

You get (blank).

<hic>

What?

<trips>

Ouch

[Craig Arko]

Jeter?

Jeter doesn't share.

[Platoon]

I am starting to get into my Jammie's! This is so over!

[Riverbrian]

I am starting to get into my Jammie's! This is so over!

I wore my Jammie's all day... I'm gonna wear a polo to bed.

[Squirrel]

I am starting to get into my Jammie's! This is so over!

Let me guess. Your jammies are zubaz with giraffes on them.

[Platoon]

Can I say biatch on here, or do I get a naughty mark?

[Platoon]

I wore my Jammie's all day... I'm gonna wear a polo to bed.

That might be too much info

[glunn]

Vargas might benefit from more curveballs during batting practice.

[Squirrel]

Can I say biatch on here, or do I get a naughty mark?

The guys will give you a pass, but the woman will glare at you willing you not to use that word freely but won't give you a naughty mark, unless you want me to.

[Craig Arko]

<hic>

What?

<trips>

Oops

Don't break your humerus.

[Platoon]

Who's the guy walking to the mound? He looks familiar?

[Riverbrian]

Let me guess. Your jammies are zubaz with giraffes on them.

OK... Now I gotta get up... Just to Check if you are looking in my window.

[D. Hocking]

I just got home and tried to catch up and read the entire game thread.  I think there is a danger in reading to much of the game thread at once, and I think I might have permanently damaged part of my mind.  

 

This is your mind on too much game thread:

 

http://lksommer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/istock_000013119322xsmall1.jpg

[nicksaviking]

Jeter?

He never faced the Twins his first year in the bigs.

 

Probably for the best too. He likely would have never developed into a HOF'er had he been forced to face the likes of Frankie Rodriguez, Mike Trombley and Jose Parra as a wet behind the ears youngster.

[stringer bell]

Bases loaded, nobody out--what could possibly go wrong?

[Squirrel]

Don't break your humerus.

Yeah, that would kill my spirit. Can't imagine not being able to play tennis.

[Squirrel]

OK... Now I gotta get up... Just to Check if you are looking in my window.

Well, if you are in the condo right across the park from me, I can see you quite well. Especially with my binoculars.

[Riverbrian]

Vargas might benefit from more curveballs during batting practice.

Yep... He's fun... But he ain't got it all down yet.

[Platoon]

The guys will give you a pass, but the woman will glare at you willing you not to use that word freely but won't give you a naughty mark, unless you want me to.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I just got home and tried to catch up and read the entire game thread.  I think there is a danger in reading to much of the game thread at once, and I think I might have permanently damaged part of my mind.  

 

This is your mind on too much game thread:

 

http://lksommer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/istock_000013119322xsmall1.jpg

No one can be told... the Game Thread...

[ScrapTheNickname]

Time for match game!!!

 

If you add Giambi and Atchison together.

 

You get (blank).

81, I think.

[Squirrel]

Bases loaded, nobody out--what could possibly go wrong?

Omg! You guys never learn. SHHHHHHHHHH! Sheesh! You are all such jinx magnets.

[glunn]

I wonder if the Twins make more money when a games runs long -- tonight there have been a lot of TV commercials due to all the pitching changes and extra innings.

[USAFChief]

Winnah!

[Bark's Lounge]

That's My Boy!