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Squirrel GOAT

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If he ever makes a Home Run Derby, Arcia will have Bauer pitch to him.

Arcia was my pick to hit the most home runs this year.

ScrapTheNickname FCL Twins

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I remember when I broke my arm.

 

I asked the doctor... "Will I be able to play Violin" and he said yes.

 

It was great news because...

 

I...

 

Didn't know...

 

How to play the violin before!

You've just stepped behind the pale.

USAFChief GOAT

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Okay, this is not broken arm humour, but is one of my favourite poems from childhood and always makes me chuckle.

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/171612

 

 

ARCIA!!!

 

(Those two things were unrelated. Arcia just hammered that while I was in the middle of typing the other.)

A poetry slam!  Cool!

 

"I once knew a young lass from Nantucket..."

Squirrel GOAT

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A poetry slam!  Cool!

 

"I once knew a young lass from Nantucket..."

I'm still waiting for the joke ...

USAFChief GOAT

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I'm still waiting for the joke ...

I once knew a  young lass from Nantucket

Who //deleted by mods//

She  //deleted by mods//

and //deleted by mods//

//deleted by mods//Kirby Puckett

Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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i am totally going on ebay and looking for a couple pair of those zubaz.  

Chief, just did through your closet. I found this photo of you from 1989. Surely, you did not throw them out.

 

Squirrel GOAT

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I once knew a  young lass from Nantucket

Who //deleted by mods//

She  //deleted by mods//

and //deleted by mods//

//deleted by mods//Kirby Puckett

Now THAT was funny.

USAFChief GOAT

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Chief, just did through your closet. I found this photo of you from 1989. Surely, you did not throw them out.

attachicon.gifZubaz.jpg

Ahhh....to be young and smokin' hot again...

 

And don't call me shirley.

Circus Boy First Round Pick

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Thanks for your well wishes.  No cast -- 3 plates and screws,

 

Shoes went one way. I went another on carpet over concrete,  Saved my wrist but landed with all my weight and  force on my upper arm.

 

Good to have you back.Armed and dangerous.

Platoon Cedar Rapids Kernels

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I dated a guy once who broke his humerus. He was on the bus and had his arm resting on an open window when the bus went by this construction site and got really too close and this pole clipped his arm. Basically snapped the bone in half.

That's what he told you, he was probably waving at another woman!

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There once were some...

There once were some chickens from Nantucket.

Who made the cover of some fancy schmancy green magazine word that rhymes with tucket.

They strutted and crowed.

Something that rhymes with crowed.

But they still ended up in someone's lunch bucket.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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That's what he told you, he was probably waving at another woman!

My wife broke her arm once... I was really worried about it for awhile.

 

Then I found a bunch of takeout menus.

Platoon Cedar Rapids Kernels

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What, hospitals in Iowa don't have internet?  

 

You  can't type with one hand?

 

Pain meds made you a bit nauseous and the doc told you not to make it worse by watching the Twins?

They have hospitals in Iowa??
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There once were some chickens from Nantucket.

Who made the cover of some fancy schmancy green magazine word that rhymes with tucket.

They strutted and crowed.

Something that rhymes with crowed.

But they still ended up in someone's lunch bucket.

Burma Shave.

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