The Ron Gardenhire Nickname Generator

[Seth Stohs]

Check out this link to find out what the Twins manager would nickname you:

 

http://gardynickname.com/

[Squirrel]

Heh ... I tried this and it went on thinking for about 5 minutes with no answer. I guess the 'Gardyizer' couldn't come up with anything for my last name.

[Halsey Hall]

Left me hanging too.

[Boom Boom]

"Boom Bsy"

 

I think it's pronounced "Boom Beezy".

[notoriousgod71]

He can't even get his own name right... Gardsy?

[notoriousgod71]

You can use this to accurately predict which FA the Twins will sign.

 

Tansy doesn't have the same ring to it as Hughsy.

[70charger]

That was ...well, that was exactly what I expected it would be.

[LaBombo]

Loved the animation and 60's scifi movie mainframe sound effect. It doesn't care much for names that end with vowels. LaBombo => Labsy => No thanks.

 

Pretty sure that what it generated from my real last name is a Yiddish curse word...

[Jeremy Nygaard]

Join us for tonight's Twins Hangout, where I refer to Seth only as Stohsie.

[Squirrel]

Stohsie.

 

That's an easy one.

[TheLeviathan]

I have been dubben (pretty sure that's a word jerks) Levsy.

 

Let it go forth.

[BigTrane]

'Trane' produces Transy.

Could have been much, much worse...

[Old Twins Cap]

I got Gardenhosed.

[Guest USAFChief]

In my mind, when I say these, some come out as "-see," and some come out as "-zee."

 

"Mauer-zee."

 

"Plouffe-see."

 

Is there some obscure pronunciation rule that explains this? Or am I doing it wrong?

[Squirrel]

'Trane' produces Transy.

Could have been much, much worse...

Well, mine was on those lines, once I got it to work: Chitsy

I mean, considering how you say ChiTown, it sounds a little close to ...

[Tibs]

I got Tibbsy

[James]

Who would have guessed.... Jamsy.

[Shane Wahl]

Wahlsy, of course.

[longstrangetrip]

I found this kind of lame, but I heard that former Twins World Series heroes Hrbeksky, Brunsy, Gaettsy, Violsy, Blylsy and the manager TKsy got a big kicksky out of it.

[JB_Iowa]

I found this kind of lame, but I heard that former Twins World Series heroes Hrbeksky, Brunsy, Gaettsy, Violsy, Blylsy and the manager TKsy got a big kicksky out of it.

 

Thanks, Tripsy.

[Craig Arko]

Stephen Strangesie.

 

It must be the Zola algorithm.

[Monkeypaws]

O'Reilly becomes Orsy

[mikeee]

It does Kubel as Kubsey.

I thought he was Kubes?