Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 8/30 7:05PM

[ashbury]

Meanwhile, are there any MLB games going on at the present time?

[Winston Smith]

I call shenanigans. They don't look like twins at all.

 

Are you really looking at them that close?

[Bark's Lounge]

Meanwhile, are there any MLB games going on at the present time?

 

I think so, but I came for the group therapy today.

[glunn]

Are you really looking at them that close?

 

The woman on the right is intriguing to me. She is pretty, and might be a good companion on a deserted island.

[kydoty]

Why is Brian Dozier listed as an option for team MVP?

[Winston Smith]

I think so' date=' but I came for the group therapy today.[/quote']

Smoke this and call me in the morning!

http://www.pointsincase.com/files/u2/joint-smoke.jpg

[notoriousgod71]

Why is Brian Dozier listed as an option for team MVP?

 

Active roster only so Wilkin is ineligible.

[GCTF]

ballgame.

[Danchat]

This make you happy?

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/diet+pills+never+work+me+i+v+tried+everything+i+m+never+_15bc208beb6c109d8141cf03b993d054.jpg

 

Cannot unsee.

 

That's got to be photoshoped... they must look much worse in real life.

[notoriousgod71]

That's why Thomas is in center.

[ashbury]

Are you really looking at them that close?

 

[Bark's Lounge]

Smoke this and call me in the morning!

http://www.pointsincase.com/files/u2/joint-smoke.jpg

 

I did this today already. There better be embalming fluid in this one.

 

(Rummaging around) Swizzlesticks, I can't seem to find your phone number... can you give it to me again?

[ashbury]

ballgame.

 

I really kinda think this is what Bruno is trying for with his students - don't worry and keep hacking and when you make contact put it in the seats - but it doesn't work the same because of the talent level.

[ashbury]

The woman on the right is intriguing to me. She is pretty, and might be a good companion on a deserted island.

 

"Are you ashamed to be seen with me in front of your friends?"

[Squirrel]

Why do the Twins women always have to be so skinny? These women are pretty, but in the real world they would be much too bony to be any fun.

 

Because I refuse to have my bikini pictures plastered all over Twins Daily.

[Squirrel]

This make you happy?

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/diet+pills+never+work+me+i+v+tried+everything+i+m+never+_15bc208beb6c109d8141cf03b993d054.jpg

Ugh. And no, that is definitely not me ... wish I had seen this first before posting the other thing.

[Squirrel]

That is going too far in the other direction. I would want scuba gear before meeting up with those two.

 

Ish.

[glunn]

Because I refuse to have my bikini pictures plastered all over Twins Daily.

 

I can provide a private email address where they can find a loving and appreciative home.

[Squirrel]

Man ... you guys really need me in the game thread ... those pictures ... I want to stab my eyes out.

[Winston Smith]

I did this today already. There better be embalming fluid in this one.

 

(Rummaging around) Swizzlesticks' date=' I can't seem to find your phone number... can you give it to me again?[/quote']

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs13/150/f/2007/043/7/9/The_Doctor_is_out_by_CalamityJade.jpg

[notoriousgod71]

Has a no hitter ever been so inevitable?

[Squirrel]

And I brought dinner home with me, and I'm not sure, but now my appetite might be ruined.

[Bark's Lounge]

I can provide a private email address where they can find a loving and appreciative home.

 

Glunn, email them to me when you get a chance.

[Winston Smith]

Man ... you guys really need me in the game thread ... those pictures ... I want to stab my eyes out.

 

Does this help?

[Squirrel]

Does this help?

 

Mmmm, yes ... dinner ... is served!

[Squirrel]

brb ... I have to excuse myself for a minute.

[Bark's Lounge]

brb ... I have to excuse myself for a minute.

Where the hell do you think you are... A Dog Birthday Party? No excuse necessary.

[GCTF]

At least the defense is fine.

[Squirrel]

lol ... which reminds me ... Glunn, how was the dog party and what did you end up bringing for a gift?

[stringer bell]

Why is Brian Dozier listed as an option for team MVP?

Honestly, I think that Dozier IS the MVP if Mauer doesn't return this year.